What is Microsoft's Origami Project? 243
An anonymous reader writes "Rumors are running around the web about a new Microsoft gadget codenamed Origami that will be unveiled on March 2nd. Speculation can be found on Designtastesgood, Scobleizer, and Thatedeguy, and WindowsForDevices has a description and photos of a prototype Origami device built by National Semiconductor 2001. Anybody out there know more about this new device?"
I know what it is (Score:3, Funny)
Future viewer (Score:3, Funny)
Not sure... (Score:4, Funny)
This is like "I Love Bees," only minus the whimsicial veneer.
No But... (Score:4, Funny)
The real question is can you wipe you ass with it ?
Re:But... (Score:5, Funny)
Ode to the Origami
It does many things
but it is from Microsoft
it must not be good
Countdown for Linux (Score:3, Funny)
Duh! It is (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Future viewer (Score:5, Funny)
"4"
"1... 2... 3... 4..."
"Pick a color"
"Blue"
"A fatal exception 0E has occured at 0137:BFFA21C9. The current application will be terminated."
Re:Not sure... (Score:5, Funny)
Plus, the "Do you know where I can go" bit. Now I'm going to worry that a thing from Microsoft that wants me to touch it can go under my bed and wait for me to fall asleep.
Project Orimami? (Score:5, Funny)
No idea (Score:4, Funny)
Re:But... (Score:1, Funny)
not that it matters... (Score:2, Funny)
Just weird... The first thought I had looking at the site was that it looked almost exactly like the one for linuxdevices.com... Second, read the article there.. YAWN!!! More gadgetry that people will get excited about till the next latest and greatest thing arrives in a few months.
Look at this! (pulls out new phone) Yes!
Combination hookah and coffee maker
also makes Julienne fries.
Will not break (opens the phone gently),
will not--(it falls apart)
it broke.
Wait, don't go!
I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare.
I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this.
(PEDDLER pulls the Cellon Int'l C8000/Philips CT9688 out from his sleeve.)
Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance.
Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside
that counts.
(modifications by me, the rest is part of the intro sequence from Walt Disney's Aladdin)
Re:But... (Score:2, Funny)
The best part is that after you make them, they'll change their color to blue, and will never fly away.
Re:The Suspense (Score:2, Funny)
Why is Bill Gates telling me to "Touch me" His heavy heartbeat amid the ambient backdrop is quite erotic.
Hmm, "Bill Gates" and "erotic" in the same sentence. Didn't see that coming!
OUCH! alright, who threw the damn apple?!? OUCH, fine i'm lea OUCH...
Re:Not sure... (Score:3, Funny)
Netcraft confirms it (Score:3, Funny)
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered origami community when slashdot confirmed that origami market share has dropped yet again, even before it was released to the genral public.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict origami's future. The hand writing is on the wall: origami faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for origami because origami is dying. Things are looking very bad for origami. As many of us are already aware, origami continues to lose market share. Blue screens flow like a river of blue flash animations.
In a final tribute to an idea overhyped before release, potential users could be seen taking their blue origami foldings and tossing them in a pile. And then lovingly burning them, as an idea that could have been useful. Except that it came from Microsoft, and knowing the past, they already knew the future.
Re:But... (Score:3, Funny)
Many things does it
but from Microsoft it is
be good must it not
Now instead of haiku (on topic within the context of Origami) you get mod points for sounding like an insightful 400 year old Jedi Knight here on
Re:MS Astroturfing (Score:3, Funny)
Well, we can always try to whip ourselves into a frenzy so that we expect something fantastic, and then are horribly disappointed in what comes out.
BTW, my brother's uncle's cousin's friend's wife's brother's guy he once met said that it's going to be a portable supercomputer capable of 128 exaflops on each of 128 cores. It gets 3 years of battery life, comes with free wireless broadband anywhere in the world. It's motion sensitive, and have VR glasses that make you look cool. It has an AI OS that you can have conversations with.
Unfortunately, the wireless isn't standard, and it has less space than a nomad.
I feel so dirty. (Score:5, Funny)
So far, it's said "Touch me. Hello. Do you know me? Do you know what I can do? and where i can go? or how I can change your life?"
Sheesh.. Next it'll ask "What are you wearing?" and "What's your credit card #, baby"?
Re:A guess (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, but Origami must be a code name since the real name will probably be something like "Microsoft Thing". What past names have they used? "Windows", "Office", "Media Player", "Explorer", mostly very generic.
It will probably be something like new version of Windows Media Player but with 2 important changes:
1. 3 more butt-ugly usability-challenged "skins"
2. Even less screen real estate available for content.
Or wait... "origami" means folding something up in a complicated way...
Yeah, that's it! It's a new kind of DRM that folds up your content into a confusing shape that you can't unfold (unencrypt) without tearing.
They are late, as usual (Score:1, Funny)
It's already 24.2.2006, and that's what it says.
That WOULD be typical of Microsoft to be late.
I know what it is! (Score:1, Funny)
There's a mini USB connector behind one of the centre tiles,
and you can upload 6 jpg/bmp images, one for each face.
It takes 15 seconds to boot up, during which time you
see the Microsoft embedded XP logo on one face, while
the other faces pulsate in pastel shades.
Two of the LCD's are touch sensitive, and pressing both
simultaneously toggles 'Help mode' which overlays arrows
on the tiles showing you which way to turn them.
Give it a while and the whole thing turns blue with white
writing and you have to take the battery out to get it to
work again.
Re:ORIGAMI because "Microsoft Blackberry" (Score:3, Funny)
And also MicroBerry and Berry Microsoft didn't make it past marketing...
Re:Future viewer (Score:3, Funny)
Re:MS Astroturfing (Score:1, Funny)
Mmm, sand.
Re:But... (Score:3, Funny)
Before he died, Master Yoda wrote a poem shorter in length, but similar in meaning:
Hmmm?
Clicked Back When the Site Said 'Touch Me' (Score:2, Funny)
Okay, I went to that Origami Project website, and it loaded a Flash animation that floated the words 'Touch me' on a mod blue background. I immediately clicked back.
Does this technology need to gain fame through sexual undertones?
Re:Not sure... (Score:2, Funny)
Do you realise who you're dealing with?
Do you even know who the fuck I am?!
I'm going to FUCKING BURY YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
I've done it before, and I'll do it again! I'm going to FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!
Re:Not sure... (Score:2, Funny)
Personally, I would rather picture Clippy being mangled as I use him to hotwire a car's ignition.