Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise 188
maotx writes "Paramount has agreed to permit Star Trek Enterprise to run for the fifth season which under normal circumstances, the sci-fi show would be impossible to produce with the reduced budget. Enter Star Trek fans Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park, to save the day. The two will rename the show to "Team Enterprise" and will keep the voices of the original actors. With the lack of a budget for CGI effects the two will use a model of the Enterprise NX-01, thus reviving an old Star Trek tradition. "We prefer the look of physical, tangible models over CGI ships any day," Parker said. "Of course, we have no visual effects budget whatsoever, so we won't be painting out the strings. You'll get used to it. Still trying to figure out where to put the propeller." They then went on to comment: "We're also gonna re-do the opening title sequence," Stone revealed. "Record a new theme -- something bombastic, action-oriented. Y'know, something that isn't, like, totally gay.""
Team Starfleet: Space Police (Score:5, Funny)
Starfleet...
Starfleet...
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
The Federation is the only way yeah,
Non-members your game is through cause now you have to answer to...
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
It's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
Terrans, FUCK YEAH!
Vulcans, FUCK YEAH!
Bajorans, FUCK YEAH!
Tellarites, FUCK YEAH!
Binars, FUCK YEAH!
Andorians, FUCK, YEAH!
Benzites, FUCK YEAH!
Klingons, FUCK YEAH!
Prime Directive, FUCK YEAH!
Trill, FUCK YEAH!
Ferrengi, FUCK YEAH!
Rigelians, FUCK YEAH!
Risians, FUCK YEAH!
Zakdorns, FUCK YEAH!
Denebulons, FUCK YEAH!
Caitians, FUCK YEAH!
Alpha Centaurians, FUCK YEAH!
Betazedians (Betazeds?)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
KHAAAAAAAAAARTMAN! (Score:5, Funny)
Special Effects (Score:5, Funny)
In other words, Star Trek's special effects get an upgrade.
Before fighting... (Score:5, Funny)
so many mod points ... (Score:5, Funny)
Finally!!! (Score:3, Funny)
will keep the voices of the original actors? (Score:5, Funny)
Little known secret (Score:5, Funny)
I would pay money to see Cartmann as Captain (Score:5, Funny)
_____
"Screw you guys, I'm beaming home."
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"Sorry, we have a little morale problem with Ensign Redshirt. It seems-"
"Beam him into space. Now, onto the issue of dinner. I want-"
"Captain! we can't just beam a crew member into space. It's-"
"GODDAMN IT! I SAID BEAM HIM INTO SPACE! RESPECT MY A-THOR-I-TAY!"
- Crow T. Trollbot
Ironic (Score:5, Funny)
Re:KHAAAAAAAAAARTMAN! (Score:5, Funny)
You bastards!
Re:so many mod points ... (Score:5, Funny)
Fish Aliens (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah... they're gonna call them "Fish"
Re:KHAAAAAAAAAARTMAN! (Score:3, Funny)
But you never do (Score:3, Funny)
But you never do, do you? You posting finger has given you away
Congratulations! and *BSD news too! (Score:5, Funny)
Congratulations! Netcraft confirms that you have just won the contest for renaming the BSD "Beastie" mascot. As your prize, you get a years supply of Ben Affleck "Gigli" DVDs. Enjoy!
Re:so many mod points ... (Score:5, Funny)
Getting modded on April First is like getting laid, it feels pretty cool that you don't have to be an actual geek to get it done, but later on you're embarrased about just how low you had to drop your standards to accomplish that task.
Re:Another rumor (Score:1, Funny)
Re:April Fools. (Score:2, Funny)
Honestly, it's too bad there's not a "No Shit You Dumbass" moderation.
RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!!!!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Completely off topic (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Enough (Score:5, Funny)
Careful what you ask for, you just might get it.
Re:Special Effects (Score:3, Funny)
Porthos.
Woof.
Re:But you never do (Score:1, Funny)
"A sarcasm detector?!
Now there's a useful invention!"
Re:Post Noon (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Little known secret (Score:2, Funny)
"Star Trekkin" (Score:3, Funny)
I vote for "Star Trekkin" [gprime.net] by The Firm as the new theme song.
Re:cmon now (Score:3, Funny)
You speak as if the editors read the submissions!
Re:Before fighting... (Score:2, Funny)
News from the future... (Score:1, Funny)
Now here's Tom with the weather...
Re:KHAAAAAAAAAARTMAN! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:OMG (Score:2, Funny)
Let us think about that for a minute. We all have the capacity to bring on Keanu Reeves' voice but then kill off his character before he speaks.