April 1, 1972: Write Only Memory 233
Embedded Geek writes "While digging around Jack Ganssle's site, I came across an amusing prank from days gone by. In 1972 Signetics recognized April Fools day by printing a full color datasheet (scanned sheet 1 and sheet 2 here) for a Write-Only Memory (which accepts data but never reads it back), a considerable effort when documents were made via literal "cut and paste". Packed with jokes both obvious (a graph of "number of pins left versus number of insertions") and subtle ("Vdd = 0V +/- 2%") it's worth a chuckle."
Essential For... (Score:4, Funny)
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shhhs... (Score:2, Funny)
Holy cow (Score:2, Funny)
This is perfect for my project. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Holy cow (Score:1, Funny)
Just what the MPAA and RIAA ordered (Score:5, Funny)
Re:shhhs... (Score:2, Funny)
Write only memory? (Score:5, Funny)
Crap goes in, but doesn't seem to go out until you have to reinstall a month later
Re:wow (Score:4, Funny)
Advances in cooling (Score:5, Funny)
How's this for speed? (Score:2, Funny)
Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Latex slip-ons!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Favorite WOM feature (Score:3, Funny)
Write many, read never... (Score:5, Funny)
Heck, they even coded it such that it has infinite capacity, or a very high capacity in any case.
Could someone dedicate a machine for a few years with a shell script running an infinite loop writing data to
Later that day... (Score:3, Funny)
After laughing it up for a bit, their boss walks in. He is visibly angry.
Re:wow (Score:5, Funny)
However, through the use of simple mathematics I've deducted a formula that explains this habit-
sP + aF / P = Need of being the first poster
You see, the persons small penis (sP) factor is added to his annoyance factor (aF) and divided by any real personality this poster may have (P), creates the probability of having a first post, as well as the need to be the first poster.
Therefore, the average first poster believes that by being the first poster, he will enlarge his penis size. Unfortunately, this is most opposite of what *really* occurs.
fP = P / sP - wFOP = First poster's penis size.
As you can see, the first post has the effect of actually *shrinking* his penis, as the personality factor is divided by his existing small penis, minus an additional amount based on the annoyance factor of the first post itself. So, in reality, these people are causing long-lasting damaging effects to their genitals.
And to answer your question, no, I DON'T have anything better to do than post nonsensical, offtopic garbage on a message board.
The original Bill Gates Quote: (Score:4, Funny)
Baz
Now I really do feel old ... (Score:3, Funny)
On a similar line, somewhere at home I have a spoof datasheet from Nominal Semidestructors giving information about the new Polish Operational Amplifier.
What I'm missing, however, is my copy of the table of variation of pi with temperature and pressure, which I believe was given to all engineering freshmen at Cambridge at one time. If anyone can help me to locate a new copy I'd be grateful. Please reply here or email me (see homepage).
Re:This is perfect for my project. (Score:2, Funny)
a true WOM (data get stored, but can't be read), or is it a "fake" optimized WOM (data never gets stored,
Interesting point. So to be true Write Only Memory the data has to be there, but impossible to read.
My proposal for a true WOM with infinite storage capacity: A poverful laser poining into space, turn the laser on and off to encode 1 and 0. With enough power and careful aim to not hit a black hole or anything the data will be there forever, but nobody will be able to read it back
Potential problem are: If faster than light travel becomes available we could race past the beam and read the data. Aliens could read the data if they fly into the beam. Even in space the beam could hit a few atoms, and the light could be 'reflected' back at earth and read
And in case anyone wonders: Yes I'm a nerd, and thyis stuff matters.
Re:Essential For... (Score:4, Funny)
@PERL."is"->$the_easiest->$language->$Eva r
# As with all other perl code
# I find documenting this unnecessary
Another write-only tech (Score:2, Funny)
1Z2Z vacumn tube (Score:2, Funny)
If humor exists prior to the Google...can anyone laugh?
An oldy but goodie (Score:3, Funny)
I know people who have copies of that data sheet.
Another one that was good for a laugh was the ``Damn Fast Op-Amp'' that appeared in a normal device catalog from one of the major electronics device manufacturers (like Signetics, Fairchild, National, or maybe even AMD -- I'm leaning toward the latter but I can't remember any more. Darned cobwebs.) I used to enjoy asking interns to look up some information for me in the catalog and wait to see if they noticed it. You could tell if they did from the laughter.
Another one from the same time frame (1980-ish) was the announcement -- on official IBM product sheets -- of a Galactic Edition' of the VM/CP (or was it VM/CMS?) operating system. This included advanced features like the one that allowed users to create and destroy their own planetary systems and such.
Oh those were the days. Bet you don't see stuff like this appearing in official company literature any more. Hell, there'd probably be someone suing the company after they'd been traumatized upon seeing such offensive material (like `damn') or claiming fraud when their personal solar system didn't appear.
Re:In the Jargon Lexicon (Score:5, Funny)
I must have missed the part on this site where it says, "YOU MUST READ THE ENTIRE JARGON LEXICON BEFORE READING SLASHDOT."
Re:Lost memory (Score:2, Funny)
Re:In the Jargon Lexicon (Score:2, Funny)
You must read the ENTIRE jargon lexicon before reading Slashdot
Re:In the Jargon Lexicon (Score:3, Funny)
Even if us lowly posters haven't (although you should), it would be nice if our nerd-overlord editors who put the story on the front page have given the jargon file a quick skim.
"Breaking news on Slashdot! Some programmers use funny words like 'foo' and 'bar' in their code, instead of *real* variable names!"
zzzzzzz....