Minutes spent on the phone, on a typical day
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24/7 (Score:5, Funny)
I'm in tech support you insensitive clod!
For the young'uns (Score:5, Funny)
A "phone" is a device that allows you to converse vocally with another person by converting vibrations from your speech into electrical impulses, transmitting them to the destination, and then reconverting them back into vibrations the human ear can understand.
You probably have one of these "phone" devices built into your texting unit.
Re:For the young'uns (Score:1, Funny)
So... it's like Skype? But a device, an entire device? Spooky.
Zero minutes (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Brevity... (Score:5, Funny)
--wife-tower busband 0-0-0-1-alpha with information hotel, departing work pattern
--husband 0-0-0-1-alpha report when at grocery store and purchase milk
--report at grocery store and purchase milk 0-1-alpha
Re:Brevity... (Score:5, Funny)
Save your breath. Trying to convince a woman that precision in speech is a blessing is like trying to convince a fish that something wet is, you know, that thing where.... Well, maybe not a fish. A bear! Yeah. Like trying to convince a bear that... um... honey is, uh, bad? No, wait. An eagle! but what does an eagle really like?
Hmmm. Does the woman really like long speeches? Maybe that analogy is all wrong. Maybe it's that one with the hammer and nails. How does that go? Give a man a hammer. No, that's a fishing pole.
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That milk sounds good. Can you get some for me? Oh, and a pack of cupcakes, but only if they have chocolate ones.
Or orange. Orange! I used to love the orange ones. I'd peel off the frosting in one sheet and eat it and then suck out the whipped cream....
Was that really whipped cream? I think it was something else. it was still good.
Hey! That's it!
Trying to convince a woman that precision in speech is a blessing is like trying to find out what is inside a cupcake.
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Nope, still not right. Hold on, I'll think of it.
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Where'd my ADD meds go?
Re:Brevity... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Voice? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Work/Personal breakdown (Score:2, Funny)
What planet do you live on with 120h+ days? I'm going to go with mercury with 1409 hours per day. That's only about 8.5%. Not too bad.