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Comment: We should act quickly! (Score 5, Funny) 219

by ctrl-alt-canc (#47515181) Attached to: China Plans Particle Colliders That Would Dwarf CERN's LHC
Or the markets will soon be invaded by cheap made-in-China Higgs bosons. Although swiss-made Higgs are known to be by far more precise and accurate, the cheap chinese bosons will send CERN factory into bankrupt, unless some kind of duty is introduced to slow down foreign particles.

Comment: This remembers me what happened years ago... (Score 4, Funny) 358

by ctrl-alt-canc (#47306113) Attached to: Florida Man Faces $48k Fine For Jamming Drivers' Cellphones
When car started to be equipped with electronic spark control, it was found that a particular UK car brand was very prone to RFI from CB stations. Whenever the RF field was strong enough, the car engine stopped due to EM interference.
CB radio drivers, whenever they spotted this car type in the London traffic, drove close to it, honked at the poor driver to get his attention, and then showed him their hand pressing the push-to-talk button of the transceiver...

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