Bill Dog's Journal: sacrilegious bumper stickers seen today

From my afternoon drive home today:

• Not clever or funny:

  Dog is my co-pilot

• Clever and funny:

  JESUS IS COMING!
  Look Busy!

p.s. About another bumper sticker I saw recently, being something like:

Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield

Funny, sure, except it was on a PT Cruiser that was painted with images of food. I.e. it was a delivery vehicle for a food preparation service! Ew!

What will these marketing geniuses think of next? Coming to a pizza box near you:

Driver carries less than $20 in change.
Driver picks his nose.
Enjoy your pizza!

(Fine print: Not responsible for unordered, extra toppings.)

Can you elaborate?

[smittyoneeach]

Bill Dog: why do you object to being a co-pilot? It's an important job.

Re:

[fustakrakich]

A dog should be in the cockpit to bite the pilot's hand if he reaches for any of the controls.

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[smittyoneeach]

If you've got a dog in your cockpit, that's TMI. But I hope you've a speedy recovery.

Re:

[Bill Dog]

<Beavis and Butthead laugh>You said "cock-pit"</Beavis and Butthead laugh>

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[smittyoneeach]

Heh heh heh. Yeah.

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[fustakrakich]

Josh Duggar is in the house!

Re:

[smittyoneeach]

No, that was Hastert.

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[fustakrakich]

Eh, all those pervs look alike to me

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[Bill Dog]

Bill Dog: why do you object to being a co-pilot?

I'm afraid of heights?

My favorite

[Marxist Hacker 42]

Sure to piss off most conservatives and liberals, is my "Catholic Pro Life" bumper sticker: Six categories, all crossed out in dripping red blood:

No Euthanasia
No Abortion
No Death Penalty
No Poverty
No War
No Racism

Re:

[Marxist Hacker 42]

Oh yeah, and They're free [mindspring.com]