banky's Journal: vote zombie goldwater '08

Seriously. I think we ought to see about making this happen. I can't seem to find anyone else worth voting for in '08. So, fuck it, let's reanimate Goldwater.

Fuck that

[Captain Splendid]

Bring back a zombie Ike, and then you're talking.

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[banky]

I was actually going to go for Zombie Ike, but Goldwater had better soundbytes. As long as we're reanimating corpses, my money's on "UUURRRRGGGHHH BRAINS JERRY FALWELL IS AN ASSHAT", because the whole "URRRRR BRAINS BEWARE THE DANGERS OF THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX ......" speech would get tiresome.

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[Jeremiah Cornelius]

Why so recent?

Zombie Jefferson/Madison ticket. They can check-and-balance each the other. Throw in zombie Tom Paine as press secretary.

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[banky]

CLEARLY you are not doing your zombie politican reanimation research, as the Necrolizer 8000 can only do about 20 years of reanimation. We'd have to regrow Jefferson/Madison from scratch. Jefferson would not only be into black chicks he'd probably dig rap, now, and who needs that shit, really.

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Oh come on

[Ethelred Unraed]

I can't seem to find anyone else worth voting for in '08.

Unraed/Dragon in '08.

It's your fate to burninate in '08.

Though I do promise to give Zombie Goldwater a position in my cabinet. (But not in my Cabinet.)

Cheers,

Ethelred