Comment Re:An Odd Bird (Score 1) 110
I enjoyed that segue. LOL, I did. Tastes vary.
Shake the phone. App measures momentum. Hold onion in same hand as phone. App measures momentum. Determine mass of onion. Take picture of onion. App determines that onion is onion. Cut off portion of onion and eat it. Shake remaining onion plus phone again. Subtract, and log portion of onion eaten. Profit!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.