Comment Re:An Odd Bird (Score 1) 110
I enjoyed that segue. LOL, I did. Tastes vary.
Shake the phone. App measures momentum. Hold onion in same hand as phone. App measures momentum. Determine mass of onion. Take picture of onion. App determines that onion is onion. Cut off portion of onion and eat it. Shake remaining onion plus phone again. Subtract, and log portion of onion eaten. Profit!
The Shuttle is now going five times the sound of speed. -- Dan Rather, first landing of Columbia