"If StackOverflow would generate revenue for me based on people viewing or using my solution."
I think we would all be OK with that as long as we could all get paid when you offer a "solution" that is stupid and/or wrong. I know I could use the significant income such an agreement term would generate!
" I could never afford one of those ridiculous compilers which would create code I could never share properly with the world except those using specific machines with specific operating systems."
If anyone thought, even for a moment, that this person was not serious and not a moron, there is your proof that he is one, the other, or both.
When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.