Apple Pay is pretty cool... when it works. My daughter runs into a lot of situations where she can't use it and has to ask me for money. Or maybe she's just pretending it doesn't work to make me pay for her shit... I don't know.

That much caffiene certainly keeps you regular, e.g. once a day after they massive caffiene intake. But I wouldn't say "way more often". I speak from experience; I have a pretty healthy dump every day after a rock star with breakfast. It's only a problem if you're not expecting it.

Why make your own soft tacos when you can always go to Taco Bell? I hear their lettuce is to die for!

Peeing a lot is one of the symptoms of diabetes. Just sayin'...

I drink one RockStar, 240mg of caffiene, every day. I do NOT drink two, because that causes a very uncomfortable elevated heart rate, and I had drunk two the day I fell snowboarding and got a concussion.

40% of Canada's land area is covered in forests. It is simply impossible to "manage" that much forest, and it's utterly fucking absurd to suggest otherwise. And to try to take climate change out of the equation is just a way of misdirecting away from the actual fucking cause; GHG emissions raising surface temperatures.

When will humans stop buying the most trivially fucking moronic red herrings? What a disreputable idiotic species.

It's almost as if allowing emissions to ramp up with little meaningful effort to control them is having the inevitable consequences predicted decades ago. But let's not deal with that, because it's hard. Instead let's have the President of the United States demand Canada hold back the tides.

Funny how they keep trying to remove the optical drives from the consoles, isn't it? They want control over their customers.

Those guidelines are "Don't do anything unethical unless donne two scoops gets his cut!" Remember how every accusation is actually a confession, and how they acused Biden of taking a cut of every graft?

You mean to tell me that people bet on what will be in donnie dementia's speeches, without bothering to factor in the fact that his speechwriters have advance knowledge of what will be in his speeches? That's INSANE!

No, but on far too many occassions, strange cats have come up, jumped on my lap, and settled in, as if they KNOW I'm allergic to cats!

"But mom... I wanted bigger tits!"

"Shut up, honey, I made sure she could cook. Her dumplings are to die for!"

Can you have makeup sex with a chat bot? Not really the same then, is it?

How much do those mail order bridges cost now? (Asking for a friend!) With my luck, I'd get one of the Temu mail order brides,,,

My cat judges me. AI doesn't. /s