Comment Missed opportunity Chris Goetti (Score 1) 50
Come on " Patchocalypse " was right there, Chris!
Comment Re:How about at least... (Score 1) 99
Donald Trump (wants to fleece the public with worthless AI stock), Bernie Sanders (mistakenly believes the AI hype and wants to seize the means of production) And Sam Altman(wants to fleece the public with worthless AI stock).
TFTFY.
If they really believed in AI, do you really think they would share any of the proceeds with you?
Comment Russians broke it, let them fix it (Score 3, Funny) 48
Close the hatch to the Russian section, not our problem.
Oh, NOW they want international cooperation.
Oh, NOW they want international cooperation.
Comment Re:take that (Score 2) 180
âoeIf you don't test, you don't have any cases,â
If you don't measure climate change, Mar-a-Lago isn't under water. Insurance claim denied.
Comment the stock is set to EXPLODE! (Score 1) 73
"Where are my engines Tory?!!"
"One's over in the swamp over there and one's over that-a-way on the beach."
Didn't they blow up a second stage during testing a few weeks ago? Two KABOOMS in such close succession?!!
"One's over in the swamp over there and one's over that-a-way on the beach."
Didn't they blow up a second stage during testing a few weeks ago? Two KABOOMS in such close succession?!!
Comment WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?!! (Score 1) 66
When did bsd.slashdot.org drop the red header scheme?
Comment /. , I am disappoint (Score 2) 69
All this nattering about licensing and we haven't yet had one comment -
Finally, I can finish the large hadron collider I'm building in my backyard!
Comment Re: For making concrete? (Score 3, Interesting) 72
Regrading the "Killdozer" guy -
That guy is held up as some kind of libertarian hero when he really was a mentally disturbed psycho
Those two things go hand-in-hand a lot more than I am comfortable with.
Comment let me get this straight (Score 5, Insightful) 57
So we can't afford renewable wave energy for powering peoples' homes. But somehow it becomes feasible to power AI bros' desperate money grabs?
Comment Safety schmaefty! theres $$$ to be made! (Score 2, Interesting) 78
A couple of million dollars to the TRUMP Ballroom Fund should clear any irksome regulatory hurdles posed by the ineffectual FAA.
/s ... ?
Comment businessman and upstanding citizen (Score 4, Insightful) 106
Dude thought he had bought a golden ticket skimming a % off the top on the securitization of bribery. He deserves to lose his shirt. And be in prison.
Comment Jesus Built My Hotrod (Score 2) 32
The Matrix was right.
Mankind did burn the sky. Not to prevent AIs* from taking over but to give birth to them.
* actually unreliable LLMs, we all know the score here on /. .
Mankind did burn the sky. Not to prevent AIs* from taking over but to give birth to them.
* actually unreliable LLMs, we all know the score here on
Comment my 9D chess Trump's 5D chess (Score 3, Informative) 133
Trump has done more to accelerate the adoption renewables than anyone EVER by goading Iran into closing the straits of Hormuz.
Non-stupid countries read that signal correctly and will respond more-or-less rationally. To whit, get the fuck off middle east oil.
Non-stupid countries read that signal correctly and will respond more-or-less rationally. To whit, get the fuck off middle east oil.
Comment Soylent gold is billionaires! (Score 1) 142
There's ~8 billion of us, if we eat one or two of these antisocial dickheads, that works out to be less than a gram per citizen, you won't even notice it. Less than a communion wafer or the rat hair in a hotdog. Part of your civic duty like going to church or jury duty.
Pretty soon they'd stop inflicting their stupid selfish ideas on the general public.
Pretty soon they'd stop inflicting their stupid selfish ideas on the general public.
Comment Re:My home network is nearly pure IPv6 (Score 1) 73
To me the hoops that smoothbrains will jump through to avoid IPv6 and stay on legacy IPv4, especially when hosting, is pathetic. NAT, port forwarding, tunnels, blah blah blah blah.
I have something like ~1.2 trillion times the number of routable addresses that the entire IPv4 space has. Not all are reachable, of course, just the services that need incoming access and they're each on their own isolated DMZ.
I have something like ~1.2 trillion times the number of routable addresses that the entire IPv4 space has. Not all are reachable, of course, just the services that need incoming access and they're each on their own isolated DMZ.
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