Comment freedom to starve (Score 1) 50
Or, hear me out, we fire 80% of our workforce, degrade quality, and make the remaining 20% work 10 hours a day.
ha ha, only serious
ha ha, only serious
Comment FUBD (Score 1) 70
This coming from the company that graciously brought us "Fuck you business daddy!" to the vernacular.
They're right, it's priceless!
.sig does not apply in this case.
They're right, it's priceless!
.sig does not apply in this case.
Comment It's an old meme, but still valid sir (Score 1) 22
What does K'breel, speaker for the council have to say on this dumbfounding revelation from the Earthians?
Comment smeat? eww gross (Score 1) 111
Wake me when I can get tattooed with chloroplasts like some sort of mutant bipedal sea slug.
People's lack of vision is so disappointing.
People's lack of vision is so disappointing.
Comment or... JUST TAX BILLIONAIRES. (Score 1) 134
No worries, Bicycle Repair Man will save us all!
Comment MS bringing us the dream of a Star Trek futar (Score 4, Funny) 138
The coming age of computer voice input.
Now. You know. Where. James Tiberius Kirk. Developed his. Speech defect.
Comment My solution... (Score 5, Funny) 119
I ran a dedupe on my drive and eliminated 8 redundant copies of the goatse guy.
#SaveWaterWithGoatse
#SaveWaterWithGoatse
Submission + - Two monster black holes just collided — it's so massive, it shouldn't exis (sciencedaily.com)
alternative_right writes: Two colossal black holes—among the most massive ever seen—collided in deep space, creating gravitational waves that rippled across the cosmos and shook the foundations of astrophysical theory. Detected by the LIGO-Virgo-KAGRA observatories, this record-breaking merger has stunned scientists not only because of its size, but also due to the black holes’ extreme spins, challenging our current understanding of how such behemoths form.
Comment to paraphrase a well-known adage (Score 1) 57
Comment Note to Benjamin Franklin Gates: (Score 1) 117
That belongs in a MUSEUM!
Comment Paging Dr Ian Malcom (Score 1) 50
Didn't Australia lose a war against Emus?
Moas are even bigger.
Moas are even bigger.
Comment I minus 1 (Score 1) 67
What's Randy Quaid been up to lately? For a few years there he was making good progress transforming into a real-life Russell Casse.
Comment I found your challenge verbose (Score 1) 93
Thanks anonymous reader for telling us who Lorde is.
sheesh.
sheesh.
Comment THRILLHO (Score 1) 51
Give me ECoin or GO TO HELL!
Comment BNPL for food?! U.S. is so PHUCKED. (Score 2) 141
Always remember to get a receipt when going to the bathroom.
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