sirv - Slashdot User

Comment Re: My Semi-Professional 'capsure' (Score -1) 177

by sirv on Monday May 18, 2026 @05:48AM (#66148547) Attached to: Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt Booed During Graduation Speech About AI

Can you teach me math? Please

Comment I have misread title ... (Score -1) 177

by sirv on Wednesday May 13, 2026 @07:48PM (#66142509) Attached to: Harvard Votes On Limiting 'A' Grades

... Harvard Votes On Vomiting 'A' Grades

Comment I cheated in school all my life (Score -1) 192

by sirv on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @05:41PM (#66119116) Attached to: Should Schools Get Rid of Homework?

From elementary to masters degree, I cheated. I am the biggest cheater ever.

Comment It was me (Score -1) 133

by sirv on Wednesday April 22, 2026 @06:32AM (#66106412) Attached to: Global Growth In Solar 'the Largest Ever Observed For Any Source'

I did it. Guilty in all charges.

Comment Re: As long as my Pentium 90 still works (Score 0) 132

by sirv on Monday April 06, 2026 @10:23AM (#66079536) Attached to: Linux Finally Starts Removing Support for Intel's 37-Year-Old i486 Processor

Hahaha suck this : I have Pentium 120 !!!1

Comment Disaster incoming (Score -1) 140

by sirv on Thursday April 02, 2026 @05:03PM (#66074622) Attached to: Artemis II Astronauts Have 'Two Microsoft Outlooks' and Neither Work

They will all die: (((

Comment Lightning harvester (Score -1) 17

by sirv on Sunday March 29, 2026 @06:10PM (#66067932) Attached to: Jupiter's Lightning May Have the Force of Nuclear Weapons

Can we harvest that energy, convert it to laser, and beam to earth?

Comment Hoarders rejoice!!1 (Score -1) 40

by sirv on Sunday March 29, 2026 @05:59PM (#66067922) Attached to: World's Smallest QR Code - Smaller Than Bacteria - Could Store Data for Centuries

. . . Re

Comment Re: $500 (Score -1) 183

by sirv on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @03:24AM (#66060276) Attached to: FCC Bans Imports of New Foreign-Made Routers, Citing Security Concerns

Lol. Good time to start manufacturing your own routers.

Comment But .. (Score -1) 329

by sirv on Wednesday March 18, 2026 @07:35AM (#66047350) Attached to: Apple MacBook Neo Beats Every Single x86 PC CPU For Single-Core Performance

.. can it run Crysis??1

Comment Re: Seriously ...? (Score -1) 255

by sirv on Wednesday March 11, 2026 @12:10PM (#66035428) Attached to: Ig Nobels Ceremony Moves To Europe Indefinitely, Citing US Safety Concerns

You have to unlock your smartphone and give your social media accounts if requested by U.S. border officials. If you post anti trump opinions on social media --- entry denied.

Comment Lol (Score -1) 80

by sirv on Saturday March 07, 2026 @09:30AM (#66027830) Attached to: Humanity Heating Planet Faster Than Ever Before, Study Finds

Who cares lol

Comment I need answers (Score -1) 240

by sirv on Saturday February 28, 2026 @07:39PM (#66016178) Attached to: After US-Israel Attacks, 90 Million Iranians Lose Internet Connectivity

Is the civilization going to end soon? How will it look like? Should I be worried? Please let me know ...

Comment Re: Of course it's real .. (Score -1) 61

by sirv on Thursday February 26, 2026 @03:31PM (#66012122) Attached to: Study of 12,000 EU Firms Finds AI's Productivity Gains Are Real

Fcuk you!!!

Comment Re: Of course it's real .. (Score -1) 61

by sirv on Tuesday February 24, 2026 @05:57PM (#66008666) Attached to: Study of 12,000 EU Firms Finds AI's Productivity Gains Are Real

Lol why? I need money, wellness is expensive.

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