Comment Why didn't Tesla Optimus get the job? (Score 1) 54
Hmm, they're using a task specialized robot to do real world things, not some delusional AI investor fleecing machine. I guess right tool for the job and all that.
Comment A great unifier. (Score 1) 92
HEY, a little respect for the dead here!
His work brought people together.
His work brought people together.
Comment Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A TV (Score 5, Insightful) 156
"I don't rely on oil."
Q: Do you eat FOOD?!
Q: Do you eat FOOD?!
Comment Re:Wattage? (Score 1) 40
Less than 10^28 W/cm^2 !
Comment HYPE for the Hype god! (Score 1) 104
Man, these dummos that don't understand how anything works really are flogging the latest bubble. Don't be forcing doctors, lawyers, engineers and generals to use your half-baked hallucinariums.
Comment Re:systemd.bsodd (Score 1) 25
It will as soon as with the next rolling upgrade be integrated as "systemd.bsodd". It might break boot, logging, TCP/IP routing and power off, will require all system configs to be encoded in cuneiform, but realistically there's no alternative because the old DRM panic screen is obsolete and beyond maintainability.
Get off my lawn, Poettering!
Comment Tone deaf execs (Score 1) 47
I was wondering what kind of tone deaf executive pitches ideas like this, ignoring focus group feedback that users will not like it and that it will cause a nightmare for their PR group. Now we have a name. Thanks for stepping forward, Mr. Siminoff!
Comment "The AI Crowd" (Score 1) 38
The most simple AI agent ever. Responds to all requests with "Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Comment Re:Rights and priveledges (Score 1) 38
I was going to say.. what moron gave the CEO low-level systems access?
Comment Re:What About CEOs? (Score 2) 150
Whachu talkin' about Willis? Getting rid of a ruling class has been automated* since 1792.
* well, partially.
* well, partially.
Comment Re:Smash their Ring cameras? (Score 1) 41
You gave a decent argument to record traffic on your property, and held that up as a reason for Ring to not only record traffic on your property, but traffic on the public street and your neighbors' yards, and a reason for them to share it broadly and to process the images with AI.
Comment I found your challenge to be verbose (Score 2) 59
Please, this is settled case law, cite the canonical references.
Either Arkell v Pressdram or Cleveland Stadium Corp's response to Dale O. Cox, esq would suffice.
Either Arkell v Pressdram or Cleveland Stadium Corp's response to Dale O. Cox, esq would suffice.
Comment hey, we're sort of trying (Score 1) 303
That's because luddite Floridamans insist on keeping get run over by those non-existent high-speed trains.
Comment Re:Hmm.. (Score 2) 159
Comment Promote a COO to CEO (Score 1) 102
This is what happens when a strong technical CEO retires and puts their COO in charge. Soon after Ballmer came in and changed the focus from technical functionality to operational profitability, the decline started. It happens over and over again, and every time, they think they can avoid the mistakes others have made in the past.
I'm looking at you, Cook...
I'm looking at you, Cook...
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