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Comment FUCK 2016 (Score 1) 179

Jesus H Christ on a flaming pogo stick!
Just when we were starting to get to the last month of this AIDS-filled dumpster fire of a year, the go and add another goddamned SECOND to it.
I usually don't say things like this, but in this case, FUCK YOU, SCIENCE!

You know what's going to happen, they're going to start dropping Dick Clarke's frozen head in Times Square, and it's never going to reach the bottom. It will be the end of time and it will always be 2016, FOREVER.
Earth

Stephen Hawking: We Might Have 1,000 Years Left on Earth (usatoday.com) 522

Stephen Hawking says the only way humankind can escape mass extinction is to find another planet. And the clock is ticking. From a report on USA Today:During a speech at Britain's Oxford University Union, Hawking detailed the history of man's understanding of the universe and reiterated that the future of humankind lies in space. "We must also continue to go into space for the future of humanity," he said. "I don't think we will survive another 1000 years without escaping beyond our fragile planet."

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