Q: What do you call 10,000 dead marketers at the bottom of the Marianas Trench?

A: A good beginning.

Hey, wait a minute....this may be a revolutionary Global Warming/Climate Change solution.

Not only would we be sequestering carbon, but eliminating CO2 emissions from them breathing.
All we need to do to make this work is remove the 10,000 marketer cap, and add lawyers and politicians to the list for a good start. ;-)