snowmen "worked" there for 3 months
But he got a frosty reception and was given the cold shoulder.
Some busybody laid an official complaint and the police had to follow through
No, they didn't. Any rational human being would have laughed them out of the station. People say tasteless things. Move on.
Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings: (7) Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too hard to write.