During the most recent Patch Tuesday, Microsoft provided 1411 counterarguments to your statement.

I'll never forget the Y2K crisis.

It's the Claude Duet with Nat King Cole.

I think I'm gonna need a sabbatical after this week!

You joke, but that is a possibility.

All work with phages should be restricted to the Delta Quadrant.

After all, they're one of the main culprits who are driving memory and other hardware prices through the roof right now.

Anything that leaves us Mullenweg-free is a good thing!

Given node's track record vis a vis security, this might not be the best time to mention that.

Please let us know as soon as the Wordpress, Drupal, Joomla, etc. front-end systems have been rewritten in perl!

Things have been somewhat quiet on the PHP security front for the past several years, and it's really bothered me. It has seemed like the PHP developers have forgotten their roots... forgotten what made them so beloved. So imagine my joy when I read this announcement! The devs have obviously now refocused on returning to their core competencies.

They're learning - the hard way - a whole lot of things about modern warfare that all of our western militaries could really benefit from.

But then I guess "America First" means we'll likely limit ourselves to in-house knowledge (because we're the greatest!), including our older ultra-expensive drone tech that in a prolonged conflict will get overwhelmed by an opponent fielding cheap countermeasures.

Hate to Godwin this topic so early, but - this is straight from the Goebbel's playbook. Shout loudly and repeatedly, claiming your enemy is guilty of Nefarious Activity A, to provide attempted cover for your own intent to commit Nefarious Activity A.

We've seen it numerous times - such as during Trump's midterm convention, when he told attendees to "Cheat like hell because the other side is doing it". This is one of the main reasons he's been shouting that lie over and over again, despite being unable to prove it in court even once. Notice you haven't heard anything about the Georgia ballots recently? Further back, remember how his crony's recount of Arizona's 2020 ballots eventually resulted in the eventual and very quiet admission that their recount showed Biden did win the state - and with slightly more votes than the official tally showed?

Musk really can't stand it when the spotlight isn't on him, can he?

Most Slashdotters will likely be disappointed when they find out what "the title is alluding to".