Yeah, I was going to suggest an alternate headline: "Why the fuck does Coinbase have 4000+ employees?"

You only grew by just over one third last year!? Failure! Sell sell sell!

I'm not so sure that's a true statement.

Jon Stewart used to say that he has a shoebox full of photos that guarantee he would never be elected president.

I think the closest the Democrats have would be comedians like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert (generally similar to Al Franken, as you mentioned).

George Washington was the commanding officer of a street party? That's an interesting way of putting it.

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That only works if it can do duckies and bunnies.

There were surveys nearly 20 years ago that found that the most well-informed viewers of television news were people watching The Daily Show. If you can find a video of Jon Stewart's reaction, it's pretty great (basically "We make shit up" and "We air between South Park and fighting robots").

The parent post's criticism of MacOS applies equally to Gnome. Gnome has been mimicking the MacOS UI for years now. It's why I use KDE.

If you're talking about a span of hundreds of years, a span of 15 years may be an exception. A span that's one third of the company's existence is not.

Your dumbfuckery is self debunking, stalking McCarthyite cocksucker. All fresh corpses, found next to donated Russian rations or with their hands tied behind their backs with white armbands used to signify non-aggression to Russian forces. You're only highlighting your shit for brains when the CIA adjacent WaPo has told you of Nazi death squads and Bucha fits their MO. Nazis who are collapsing on all fronts and your cope is Russia lost a plane.

Bucha was a Ukienazi op, stalking McCarthyite cocksucker.

Just to clarify, it's because Slashdot does not support Unicode characters, only basic ASCII.

Sorry but it's 2026 and this just means embarrassed conservative.

True.

Biden constantly reached out to conservatives

Because Biden could out-conservative any five Republicans combined.

He appointed a very moderate AG

"Moderate" also just means "embarrassed conservative."

even with the very obviously illegal Mar-A-Lago documents

Bzzt! Sitting presidents have total declassification powers. Trump could take and unilaterally declassify anything he wanted, period. And Trump did work with the Feds to secure them in a locked room in a residence with around the clock secret service protection. Now do VP Biden storing classified documents all over unsecured places, and Hillary with her illegal email server. Which she set up just two years after savaging the Bush Administration for using private email.