Couple of options:

1) The data should be controlled and accessed by the courts instead of the police. The police can submit a query to the court, effectively making it the same as a warrant application.

2) All data queries require an identifier/password/key that is included with a warrant issued by a court. Any query that doesn't include a valid identifier results in immediate dismissal of the officer. Probably easier to implement than 1, though maybe not as effective.

Clearly you don't have much experience with the USPTO.

It's still pretty stupid, because pulling from someone else's repository doesn't accomplish anything on its own.

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I don't really blame you for being confused. "Pull Request" was always a somewhat stupid term for it. GitLab uses the much more obvious term "Merge Request" instead.

No, you fucking idiot assclown, 8-1 means that one member dissented. In this case, Thomas was the one that dissented.

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Hm, I wonder where we could find a site like that...

Texas is one hour off from New Jersey (UTC-6 vs. UTC-5). If the time difference from Korea is the best argument you have for moving HQ, you've done something wrong.

Yeah, I was going to suggest an alternate headline: "Why the fuck does Coinbase have 4000+ employees?"

You only grew by just over one third last year!? Failure! Sell sell sell!

I'm not so sure that's a true statement.

Jon Stewart used to say that he has a shoebox full of photos that guarantee he would never be elected president.

I think the closest the Democrats have would be comedians like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert (generally similar to Al Franken, as you mentioned).

George Washington was the commanding officer of a street party? That's an interesting way of putting it.

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That only works if it can do duckies and bunnies.