Can anybody suggest a good plugin that will ban sites that do that shit? I don't even want to show up in their daily-active-user count.
bitcoins
worth $1,000
I think the plural is misleading. That's less than 20% of one bitcoin at the time of this comment.
People that use torrents want free stuff.
You make it sound so tawdry, perhaps because you failed to identify the most important distinction: free as in beer, or as in speech? Many of the people who want "free stuff" are more than happy to buy their media, but only without DRM. People who don't want DRM and do want privacy actually overlap quite nicely.
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