Ok lets ask an easier question....
I would laugh if you weren't so damned right! £10 admin fee to find out what a company knows about me here in the UK. Even then the censor it with black pen, and send you a photocopy. But who censors the censors ????
When there is no more place on the desktop, I bought a bigger monitor.
We warn the reader in advance that the proof presented here depends on a clever but highly unmotivated trick. -- Howard Anton, "Elementary Linear Algebra"