Comment The jokes write themselves (Score 1) 47
Try our new hash stuffed appetizers.
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(taking a step back, it is still a computer program executing bazillions of jumps, moves, adds, etc. Hard to see something conscious in there.)
We are a bunch of neurons meeting action potentials and firing synapses... Hard to see something conscious in there.
(Not that current AI is conscious, just that it's an eventual outcome.)
Because he is not (currently) a dictator, he can't make his own laws. He's limited in what he can do.
Tariffs are one of the few things in which he is mostly able to do unilaterally. When all you've got is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
I would really like to understand "can't read". Does this mean if I gave them something to read in front of the class that they couldn't read it without stopping / stuttering? Does it mean they can't read for comprehension? I'm assuming it's that they are not functionally illiterate. I assume it means can't read at their education level.
And what about the computer that was used to write to the floppies?
Can't wait until AI makes a security hole and a billion dollars' worth of cryptocurrency disappears overnight.
...before Linux 7 takes over Linux XP in number of users?
hacking.yeah
The community college I'm attending a class in online uses Proctorio. The rules say that we shouldn't wear headphones during the tests because we could be getting answers through the headset.
I'm taking a foreign language class, and part of the tests involves listening to spoken words. I don't own computer speakers, so how am I supposed to follow that rule? I'd have to buy speakers for just Proctorio.
You can always make your own custom Secure Boot key database and sign whatever you want.
It's even easier on millions of Dell and Alienware computers that used the test key as their production Platform Key. You can just use the leaked private key to modify the keys without being easily detectable.
It was a flash in the panhandle.
Thanks, I'll be here til Thursday. Oh wait, it's Friday. Don't eat the veal, it's gone bad.
It's not as if the CMB is going to evaporate or something.
It is going to evaporate, slowly....
Most of these people have likely never even interacted with a trans person.
Knowingly.
Seriously. This sounds like an ad. "The new version of our software is out, and ITS BETTER!"
You know Blender is free open source software, right? Slashdot even helped it to become free and open source many years ago.
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