Submission + - AMD Launches Fastest Phenom Yet, Phenom II X4 980 (hothardware.com)
Comment Re:So what (Score 1) 840
Maybe a reality show hosted by ABBA
Comment It is a sin... (Score 1) 509
... because every time you run Flash a kitten dies.
Signed: The Pope
Ubisoft's Authentication Servers Go Down 634
Comment Re:Ob. Matrix quote (Score 0, Redundant) 478
Credits to Agent Smith
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus.
Comment Couple observations... (Score 1) 539
It seems to me both sides are doing it wrong. I understand you can only put so much information on Ask Slashdot before getting ignored by the tl;dr crowd so I might be wrong as well. Anyways, here it goes:
1) You said "I have a heavily-hit public server (web, mail, cvs/svn/git, dns, etc.) that runs a few dozen OSS project websites...".
Too many eggs in one basket in my opinion. No wonder you are pissed about outages. It sounds like you have one beefy server capable of running multiple virtualized OS instances (encrypted nonetheless). So why not just cancel your dedicated service and get VPS from multiple providers? That way you would have enough redundancy (e-mail, dns, rsync, HA/Varnish, whatever), none of the headaches of hardware/virtualization and save money while at it. Managing wouldn't be harder considering your proposition of vmware/uml. Also easier to move from your server bit by bit. Start with DNS, then e-mail, then web, then... You can take your time as it won't cost you much upfront (zero?) or monthly (sub $50) and gives you the ability to scale up or down the resources to acomodate the workload and cost.
2) You said "When I file 'WTF?'-style support tickets to the provider through their web-based ticketing system"
Do you have the option to call the provider? If not, you are doing it wrong. From my experience, over 80% of all ticket answers are canned responses. If possible, try calling (if you didn't yet) and get someone that has the power to fix the issue to talk to you. When you reach a dead end, ask to be transfered to the legal dept to discuss your contract/sla/whatever. If they don't have one, ask where you should send the legal papers. If everything fails, try the BBB.
Just my humble opinion. Excuse my poor english as it's not my first language.
Submission + - Microsoft To Charge Europeans 2X For Windows 7 (computerworld.com) 2
Submission + - America's Army 3 developer team canned
The anonymous America's Army 3 developers in touch with Kotaku unsurprisingly didn't sound too pleased with the current situation, venting that "a lot of good people [worked] insanely long hours on this game that was butchered by outside sources."
The game's launch was plagued by massive server authentication issues which are inhibiting most players from playing it two days after the game's official launch."
Submission + - Microsoft Launches new 'Get the facts' campaign (microsoft.com) 5
Comment Re:Couldn't Vote (Score 1) 408
There was no option - flying is for spaghetti monster either
Using the Internet To Subvert Democracy 202
IE8 Released As Critical Update For XP 409
Comment Re:Right to return wares (Score 1) 543
I hope that info will help him