...you had to get a friend to install Ubuntu for you, you're not quite ready for Arch.

...the ability to know when any woman is in estrus.

... for background checks for computer buyers, banning Assault Computers, and hard drives than hold more than 7 GB of storage.

...some village is missing an nidiot.

No, but I will. Thanks for the tip.

Captive pigeon shooters are not hunters. They are pigeon killers, and have no sense of honor or decency. Please do not insult real hunters by calling these assholes "hunters". The "activists" are idiots and shoud not be allowed to vicariously enter private property to spy on what the property owners and guests are doing. They are not the law and it is none of their business. If I saw a camera equipped drone flying over my property, I would try my best to shoot it down.

...except Solitaire and Mahjong, so I have almost no need for Windows. Now if someone would just put out a decent video editing application, I wouldn't need to turn on my Windows Netbook except when traveling.

.... are the only Party worth the powder to blow them to hell. I would love to see Democrats and Republicans take their rightful places in history beside the Whigs.

I only Trick or Treat the local Brothels.

..Microsoft is like a girlfriend who gives you the clap, then has a makeover and promises she's clean, but you get the clap again. Now the girlfrind has had yet another makeover (#8?), looks very sexy, and promises an experience unlike any you've ever had. Seriously, are you really going to risk another dose of the clap?

...will it run on Linux?

SOPA = Spanish for soup PIPA = Spanish for coconut Can't we even have English acronyms anymore?

If "going mainstream" means looking and acting more like Windows, then No!, thanks. I'm already pissed at default double-click, having to use Ctrl C and Ctrl V in Open Office, and putting the reload button on the location bar in Firefox. Please don't dumb down Linux any further. A decent Gnome video editor would be nice, though.

Sure thing. PM me and I'll send you my PayPal info and make sure the money gets to the right place.

...this story presents me a real conundrum. Which evil organization do I root for?