No jokes here. Already a large discussion, but nothing Funny.

Don't look at me. I can't help. Just finished some books about Facebook and only reinforced my theory about greedy fools winning. Not because their ideas are better or even good, but just because they are motivated by dreams of money to work much harder than other folks, even when the other folks actually have the good ideas that might make the world better.

Nothing in the discussion about Facebook, though I have heard reports that internal morale is terrible there. Does mesh with my tentative conclusions from those Facebook-centric books I recently finished. One conclusion is that the idea of connecting the world was bogus from the git-go. The REAL motivation was "domination" and Zuck used to be much more up front about that. The line about "connecting the world" was always limited to marketing hoopla, but the reality of following the money actually led in the opposite direction and Facebook has become the world's best tool for dividing and conquering people by dividing them into as many tiny clans as possible. Natural result of wanting to get as much money as possible from as many advertisers as possible, where each advertiser dreams of targeting AKA conquering the "perfect customers" AKA suckers for whatever they are selling. That's the second conclusion, leading to: For the morality-free investor, snake oil and cryptocurrency are probably the hottest investments now...

So on to the book about TikTok. The "boom" in the title may be giving away the plot?

I can't figure out which way your joke is pointing? Who is aligned with which cult leader? Pretty sure it has something to do with climate change, that famous Chinese hoax. (Or maybe I'm just confused by the book about Chinese Buddhism?)

But I can force fit a thought of the day onto the topic. The YOB's strings are being pulled to oppose change, especially towards the wind power he hates so viscerally. I'm not saying I want him dead, but dropping dead might be the least harmful thing he could do now considering the size of the hole and the available options (in his legendary mind)? (It's not like the veep is the anti-christ. More like the anti-charisma. (Then again, the veep is a close friend of all the top suspects for anti-christ, so...(Except for Xi?)))

My favorite conspiracy theory is that he's getting too sick to carry on much longer, so many of the distractions are to draw attention away from the increasingly visible signs of his sickness. Fundamental problem there because the YOB loves attention, but I'm sure that some of the puppeteers pulling his strings understand how bad he looks more and more often.

Much as I like Funny, I'm not seeing any place for it around this story. Unless some of the UFO videos are funny? Or maybe a link to an Onion video about UFOs?

'Nuff said.

'Nuff said?

About 1/3 of the discussion spanned by that vacuous Subject that you were the first to propagate. However from your comment it isn't clear to me what Subject might have accurately represented your intention. Also unthanks for nudging me to look at AC in search of a contextual hint as to your intention. (No, I could not care less about AC's intention or existence.)

My concern is with the potential for abuse by the police. The usual edge case involves a bad apple in blue, but the law as described in the summary here seems badly considered. But perhaps it's the best we can expect from such a Congress and legal system as those which America's have devolved down to?

(There should be a funnier way to end with that proposition.)

Mod parent funny though the joke I was looking for was about hot leads for wannabe bridge salesmen.

Oh, wait. I forgot. Nobody buys slightly used bridges in these Internet-dog years, even if the bridges were only used by little old ladies to go to church on Sundays. These days the best-selling snake oil is crypto currency, and I'm quite sure the crypto-scammers already had all those names and the their PII. It's not that the crypto-scammer-in-chief wouldn't prefer to keep the secret, but just that "all the best people" he hired can't be bothered. Or something like that.

So would like you to buy a barely used NFT? I'm sure they'll come back into fashion RSN! Or you can print a copy on a sticker to cover up the 11-stripe flag on the cheap phone. (You'd think the YOB could have splurged on a phone case printer with high enough resolution for the lucky 13 stripes.)

So what's the solution? How about if the google revealed the business model of each app to give us the information to recognize the shovelware? (I'm interpreting that term based on memories of a couple of days actually shoveling horse manure back when I was in the service... So long ago that I can't remember the details, but I think the first day we were piling it in one place and the second day we had to get it back in the truck because they decided it was the wrong place...)

I know solutions are unfashionable around Slashdot these years. Much easier to just criticize the messes we've gotten ourselves into, but I sometimes can't help myself. I imagine a "Financial model" tab/section for each app. Basically two parts. In Part One the developer would explain what's going on. Most of the time that would involve picking from the most popular models, though there should be room for "Other" to allow for innovation. In Part Two the google would say a bit what they know. At first that should be based on the google's due diligence that checks the legitimacy of the app and the app's developer. (Cue the laugh track.) Later on the google might be able to say more about whether or not the app is performing financially in accord with what the developer claimed in Part One.

To be distinguished from the criminal apps with criminal ads that the google supports so eagerly. At least I haven't been able to find any way to report the fake "urgent update" notifications trying to fool me into installing malware. Most frequent are probably the ones that claim the PDF reader needs to be updated. "Now, now, NOW!" While blocking out as much of the screen as possible except for the install malware button.

Having said that, I'm kind of tempted to take a look at this Android app thing. I've been working on a little webpage front end app using Claude and already I seem to be reaching its limits. Makes a pretty webpage, but the guts are not smart.

Both the theme of the story and the AI brain fart. And I suppose the suckers who voted for the YOB, too, while I'm at it?

*sigh*

s/This is/These are/

"These is not the wild coincidences you were searching for."

Not finding any funny, so forced to look for the low-hanging fruit? "Today's Slashdot: These are not the jokes you were looking for."

That's it? All the funny that Slashdot could handle these days? This story had great potential for laughs, but...

But not via Facebook or the cesspool formerly known as Twitter. Assassinated and left, respectively. Slashdot used to be a pretty good source of Funny, but that must have been before the AI sock puppets took over the Internet.

Just kidding. Most of the sock puppets are too stupid to be AI-based slop. But they are apparently giving me a fixation on or some kind of obsession with their vacuous enshitification?

Even though I don't even know what sort of humor I was hoping for on this story, I'm sure AC's brain fart was not it.

Just read another book with something about why anonymity encourages people to become worse people over time... Must have been in the Facebook-related stuff.

Me? I didn't even want to use GitHub but Claude.ai made me do it.

Only Funny on the ripe target? Too bad.

Just reading Mindf*ck and feeling like it explains a lot about how America was made so ungreat. Not enough there about who got the loot, but I've already gotten sick of books about cryptocurrencies and blockchains.