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Comment Re:Gas guzzling V8s don't seem like a good idea (Score 4, Informative) 384

What are you talking about? Do you have any idea what the carbon emissions of fossil fuel extraction and refining are? Do you think the sludge that comes out of the ground goes right into a gas tank? I have 2 EVs, and our home is powered from a nuclear plant. I can absolutely guarantee that my pollution footprint is a tiny fraction of yours. I'll make you a deal: we'll both step into our respective garages, close the doors and seal them, put the cars on lifts, and run them at a leisurely 35MPH for 6 hours. I think you'll find your garage environment will be heavenly, while mine will be more earthly.

Comment Re:Resumes (Score 3, Funny) 61

I know it's a typo, but I like ORC much more than OCR. Can we re-arrange the words Optical Character Recognition as Optical Recognition of Characters with a silent "of"? Wait a sec, hold that thought, with a silent "by" we can do ORCA, Optical Recognition of Characters by AI! No? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Comment Yep (Score 1) 186

The UHF app on our Apple TVs & iOS devices and the UHF Server in Docker to act as a PVR gives us everything for a few $ a month paid in crypto.
We haven't had cable since ~1999-2000. Downloading and the *arrs have kept us happy, but the better half wanted to check out some live sports. So IPTV it was.

Comment Re:Calling it a lead is very generous (Score 1) 28

I've used Claude at home for ages. Work was wanting to get some AI stuff for us and the only 'blessed' one is CoPilot. Everything else it blocked. All senior management seems to know about AI is "Hurrr... Copilot and ChatGPT."

Out team of ~8 (pentestesting & VA) were unanimous about Copilot being crap and Claude being the top dog. So some higher ups OK'd a Claude Teams package for work. To bypass the CorpSec tards, we use it from our lab environment that has its own unmonitored link and IP range.

Anthropic/Claude is just so far ahead of OpenAI/ChatGPT and MS/Copilot it's not funny.

Comment Re: They are on crack (Score 1) 105

I don't know the Sam personally, but I have no doubt he's a genius-level marketer, just not a genius-level technologist. The guy sells visions better than Nostradamus did. You don't raise $64B at a $500B valuation on $18B in revenue while losing a multiple of that unless you are a certified guru-level Jedi master storyteller. The guy definitely warps reality with his narratives, and I give him a well-earned Marketing Genius stamp for that. So extremely smart, but not in an Albert Einstein way, more in a P.T. Barnum way.

Comment Re:They are on crack (Score 1) 105

I agree with you, LLMs are not "intelligent", they mimic intelligence, and that's a fundamental limitation of autoregressive generation. The more interesting approach to me are diffusion models, particularly video diffusion models. I don't have a Nobel prize, but to me, those exhibit patterns that I'd be more willing to associate with AGI, at least from the perspective of understanding causality and the world it's operating in. The problem is diffusion models are very slow and don't play the quantization game nicely like text does, so nobody is pushing to commercialize them for text purposes.

Comment Re:Should all gas stations have an array of these? (Score 1) 122

Math-adept version:

Thank you for pointing out the obvious for the math-challenged. It's only free if electricity is free, and electricity is currently not free. Even if you are given the machine and maintenance for free, it still costs at least $7.50/gallon to produce. Using solar? OK, are they giving solar panels for free too? Nothing adds up, this is a party trick looking for a buyer.

Math-challenged version:

You can totally hook this up in a loop to perpetually fill a gasoline generator and generate endless free excess gasoline! All you need is scale, just like Sam Altman! So order a few dozen, and you can open your own gas station with zero fuel expenses, literally cannot fail. In an act of good faith, I'll buy your now useless solar panels off you for $0.05 per panel, since pennies are dead, and we need to record something for a sales price. You're welcome!

Comment Easy fix (Score 1) 42

Given it’s well known that AI is like magic beans that you toss out the window and magic happens overnight, are they sure that they yelled "Use more AI" loud enough?

If they've yelled as loud as possible, then we need to apply some deductive reasoning. It's a fact that AI requires no investment in training, and we know it doesn't need specific integrations to leverage it, so the only possible conclusion is that it's the employees’ fault. The solution is to fire them all, and hire a single AI-native who demonstrates proficiency at discussing bondage with ChatGPT. That AI-native mastery will lead to outsized profits, virtually guaranteed.

Comment Wait, what? (Score 4, Insightful) 32

"ProPublica investigation this year that exposed how Microsoft used China-based engineers to service the Defense Department's computer systems for nearly a decade"

MS let foreign employees service DoD systems? I can't even begin to fathom how this is even remotely possible. Is there a CCP mule leading services at MS? If not, there should be a congressional hearing on this, because this level of incompetence is really inexcusable.

Comment Re: I am doing my best at Ahodzil (Score 1) 152

> When I was doing Assembly on the 6809 in the 1980s, I wrote a framework that contained everything I used in most of my programs.

Come one now, no, you didn’t. You maybe wrote a "library", but not a framework. Assembly doesn't have frameworks. Heck, Assembly doesn't even have libraries in the modern sense. Even then, I doubt you linked binary object or archive files. You likely had some .s files you copied in, just like I do to this day.

You're right to call out that not ALL frameworks are bloated, leak, and vulnerability hell spawn, but it's probably safe to say that well under 5% of public frameworks deserve a lean and efficient label.

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