I have a 40 year old dildo with old-school vibrator tech. Top that sonny.
Impressive! I only bought my Yoda doll in late 1980.
SCR 9, from last month, isn't an enforceable law and that quote reeks of parody as well as not appearing in a Google News search.
It sure doesn't seem accidental, and intentional mis-shipping of hazmat is Serious Business:
I've even heard of someone who (allegedy) got locked up because he ground-shipped sodium to Alaska, not realizing that in Alaska even ground packages go by air.
If it's the FBI who suggested the crime, if they only knew Reid and Espinoza as Bitcoin traders with no known criminal activities, then like you I've got a real problem with this case.