Comment Re:Is it really? (Score 1) 93
I'm running LibreOffice 25.2.5 on Fedora 42 under XFCE and the LibreOffice Writer save icon is still a 3.5" floppy disk for me.
Comment Re: Meh, if it's fun while it lasts that's fine (Score 1) 101
Sounds like you should watch Ergo Proxy
Comment Re: You WILL Watch! Ad's, Ad's and more Ad's! (Score 1) 62
They are in Dutch
Comment Re: I have a better idea (Score 3, Insightful) 72
It will be the end of chrome as a product. Granted, smart people moved off that shit years ago.
Comment Re: Ahead of his time (Score 1) 65
Well, a newspaper would certainly have been a major portable document format in his time.
Comment Congratulations (Score 1) 42
You've reinvented the electronic nose (*1982):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
Comment Re: Sherlocking isn't a thing (Score 1, Troll) 134
Pretty sure when you build apps for Apple platforms, the contracts you agree to free Apple from any liability that isn't protected by parents.
Your apps are a marketing research for Apple, the App Store should be called SerfBoard.
Comment Re: Word Up! (Score 2) 12
Wyord Up! Yaaoww!
Comment Re: Heard this before.. (Score 1) 106
Damn grandpa
Comment Re:Simple to prove (Score 2) 33
He claims he lost the keys.
Comment Wee Cloudflare (Score 2) 10
Cloudflare is something you sell to dumb CIO's monthly can pretend they took some initiative.
Cloudflare makes up numbers and installs their bloatware on your servers.
It's basically McAffe anti-virus for your infrastructure.
Comment Re:What about galaxy rotation? (Score 1) 243
Gravity is a side effect, like sound.
Comment Re: A Rust-y Approach (Score 5, Insightful) 77
Nothing succeeds like a full rewrite.
Guaranteed success, can't fail.
Comment Re:I 'member (Score 4, Funny) 63
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Unless you're Oracle, then you're the villain who becomes more and more evil as time goes on, bwahahahahahaha!
