It will be the end of chrome as a product. Granted, smart people moved off that shit years ago.

Pretty sure when you build apps for Apple platforms, the contracts you agree to free Apple from any liability that isn't protected by parents.

Your apps are a marketing research for Apple, the App Store should be called SerfBoard.

Wyord Up! Yaaoww!

Damn grandpa

He claims he lost the keys.

Cloudflare is something you sell to dumb CIO's monthly can pretend they took some initiative.

Cloudflare makes up numbers and installs their bloatware on your servers.

It's basically McAffe anti-virus for your infrastructure. :(

Gravity is a side effect, like sound.

Nothing succeeds like a full rewrite.

Guaranteed success, can't fail.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Unless you're Oracle, then you're the villain who becomes more and more evil as time goes on, bwahahahahahaha!

Simply don't trust Russian, Chinese and other untrustworthy sources that can't be verified. Or at least make content from places like that really obvious (visual notification that it's from an untrustworthy source).

On the flip side, just only allow authenticated signatures from good sources or make content notify you that the signature was verified from a legit source.

Russell Brand Celestial Toolbag

Trump printed TONS of money while he was in office to prop up the economy.

Guess what one of the easiest ways to cause rampant inflation is?

Oracle releases one word press release:

"Pussies!"

Nokia originally called Passive Optical Relay Network but apparently someone already trademarked it.

Carbon fiber sounds kewl and high tech and expensive.