This has been the dullest April 1st Slashdot has ever had. Has its funny bone been surgically removed? For those who miss the days of OMG!!! PONIES!!!, I think I've found the only site that comes close in being very very strange.....
"Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?"
"You might, rabbit, you might!"
-- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)