Once you're sitting in your apartment with someone, and suddenly a candle flies several feet off a shelf as you're looking at it
(insert adorable kitty pic here)
I can has midichlorians too?
Well, if they can't get the pirates to pay, at least they'll get the honest consumers to pay twice.
I've been paying for Windows for most of my IT career...
I never understood achievements in games
Achievements = busy work to keep bored players playing longer - just like daily quests did - and just like the next thing they dream up...
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them.