It takes me 5 minutes to eat lunch.
My mother would like to have a word with you. You're going to end up choking one of these days!
you don't just reboot before asking for help (the "common sense" answer)
I think you may have overestimated the common sense of the average user...
From TFS:
"There is a reason we want to provide our customers with better service, faster speeds, and a diverse choice of programming: we don't want to lose them."
If Comcast's customers aren't happy with the company's customer service, speeds, programming, etc., where else could they go? It's not like most people have a lot of options to begin with. And if Comcast is allowed to expand it's empire, that will only ensure that US consumers have even less options in the future (for cable providers anyway). You can't lose a customer if you're the only viable game in town.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. -- F. Brooks, "The Mythical Man-Month"