I remember a few years ago a woman called 911 pretending that she was calling a pizza restaurant. The 911 operator picked up on that and sent some police cars to free the woman from her armed captor. Speech recognition systems are good, but I doubt they'll ever pick up on a situation like that.

No one wants to see Trump in just his cheeto dust and incontinence aid, much less pay for it.

Not really, cheating on exams can tarnish academic integrity and is a menace to society at large. Do you want to have heart surgery performed by someone who didn't know their shit, and cheated on their exams? Do you want to drive over a bridge design by a guy who doesn't understand structural analysis, or be represented by someone who faked their way through law school?

Besides which academic reputation is worth a lot to university and colleges, and they know it. If they didn't stomp on this now their reputation will turn to shit, and no one will want to enroll there. That can have a big impact on enrollment numbers and by extension their bottom line.

Lastly, why the fuck should someone too lazy to do the work do as well as or better than someone who busted their balls studying for those subjects?

The suspect was reported to have screamed "You broke my cover" during a past lives guide meditation session, and then jumped through a glass window. He then reported boarded the robot taxi, tore out the Waymos synthetic customer relations model prototype and commandeered the taxi. The suspect is still at large, but police have asked SpaceX and Blue Origin for assistance.

There's now at least one person in the world who's going to lose their job due to AI.

the Bat-mobile was in the shop and he has to commute in order to beat up the mentally ill.

No, but they have oil and no meddling, EPA agents.

Yes, yes give in to your anger. Take up your mouse, vote me down, and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

Considering that LLM's can best be describe as predictive language machine and are shockingly bad at even the simplest logic puzzle companies should give it a wide berth with regard to any HR decisions. Hopefully, Tobi Lutke CEO career will pancake like the lawyer who used Chatgp to research cases.

I know Tobi will weasel out of any negative repercussions but a boy can dream.

On the plus side you get the purge ever year.
On the negative side your cardio is probably not good enough to survive the purge.

opening and closing their maps whilst crouching

These versions of Nirvana, Johnny Cash, and Motorhead are so much better than the originals. Honestly, musician and songwriters should just throw in the towel and become AI tech executives. /s

Anyone who makes it onto their Thirty under Thirty list either makes coffee for merchant bank executives or is a complete fraud.

Just about every workaholic I've ever known bury themselves in work to avoid dealing with their problematic home lives. Most of them wind up angry and bitter that their family doesn't appreciate what they've done for them.

Nobody dies wishing they spent more time at work, though many regret not spending more time with those they love.

Worse than that, who's going to write my Shakespeare assignment.