There's now at least one person in the world who's going to lose their job due to AI.

the Bat-mobile was in the shop and he has to commute in order to beat up the mentally ill.

No, but they have oil and no meddling, EPA agents.

Yes, yes give in to your anger. Take up your mouse, vote me down, and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

Considering that LLM's can best be describe as predictive language machine and are shockingly bad at even the simplest logic puzzle companies should give it a wide berth with regard to any HR decisions. Hopefully, Tobi Lutke CEO career will pancake like the lawyer who used Chatgp to research cases.

I know Tobi will weasel out of any negative repercussions but a boy can dream.

On the plus side you get the purge ever year.
On the negative side your cardio is probably not good enough to survive the purge.

opening and closing their maps whilst crouching

These versions of Nirvana, Johnny Cash, and Motorhead are so much better than the originals. Honestly, musician and songwriters should just throw in the towel and become AI tech executives. /s

Anyone who makes it onto their Thirty under Thirty list either makes coffee for merchant bank executives or is a complete fraud.

Just about every workaholic I've ever known bury themselves in work to avoid dealing with their problematic home lives. Most of them wind up angry and bitter that their family doesn't appreciate what they've done for them.

Nobody dies wishing they spent more time at work, though many regret not spending more time with those they love.

Worse than that, who's going to write my Shakespeare assignment.

Aimed at scaring the local oligarchs and feeble attempt to intimidate western companies. Meta spokesperson Andy Stone was sentenced, in absentia, six years in prison by a Russian court.

They have no way of enforcing their rulings. Google isn't going to pay a cent of that fine and Andy Stone isn't going to be breaking rocks in Siberia.

I mean, why would Boeing management settle for just being incompetent when they could also be evil.

And you can laugh it off with the cemeteries filled with Covid 19 deaths. Those brave souls who were defiant till their first difficult breath. Who clogged ICU's and caused heart attacks and accident victims to be diverted to other hospitals. Who's family's harassed hospital staff for not giving an ineffectual dewormer for a respiratory virus, because some rando on YouTube claimed it was a miracle cure.

Fucking A, to quote the classics.

Fines to dodgy executives are just another business costs. A cost that they're never going to have to pay. Wave a few months in a minimum security prison under their noses and suddenly they become very eager to comply with safety standards. Corporate malpractice needs to be a jailable offense.