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A Technical Summary of the Major Presidential Candidates' Web sites

I slapped together this lame web page.

2004: Yet Another Year in Review

I'm not sure this is what the holidays are supposed to about: Merry CHRISTMS.

Bush can go Cheney himself

slash_journal is a stupid little CGI script that extracts links to a user's (hopefully yours) Slashdot Journal entries and displays them on a web page.

Go here for more information.

If You're Happy and You Know It, Bomb Iraq

by John Robbins
(to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think somebody dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression," bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's proof enough for me,
If they're not there, they must be,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Slashdot really needs a new option for moderation.

-1 Creationist Idiocy

Click here to see some disturbing polling data.

Here 's some potential problems and their solutions that may be ecountered while attempting to build xemacs under Mandrake Linux.

What do Princess Diana, Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

Just curious if anyone else in Slashdot land is into Drum Corps.

If you must know more about me, go here.

I run this somewhat infamous Drum and Bugle Corps website.

I'm also responsible for this total waste of time.