ellem's Journal: Seven Year Old Imprisioned In High Security Prison Escapes!

A seven year old boy imprisioned for decades in Alacatraz escaped today:

This is why...

[FroMan]

This is why I support beating children and breaking their legs. Lets see the little bugger try that again. As usual GWB is weak on crime.

Uh, Dad?

[Son Danny]

I'm sure that you weren't trying to be mean, but those new swim fins you got me? I don't think that they normally come attached to cinder blocks.

Re:Uh, Dad?

[ellem]

Sophie says they do and it's real good what Sophie says...

heh

[bryanthompson]

"Zemaitis said money raised by the event will be donated to swimming safety and drowning hazard awareness programs in Arizona."

I read that line and laughed a little bit... sponsoring drowning awareness programs in the driest state in the union.

In other news, it is still illegal to go whaling in Nebraska. [dumblaws.com]

2 h per day,4 d per week

[slothman32]

If he only trained for that long does that only mean 8 hours total?
Since it didn't specify how many weeks I would assume 1.

I wonder what kind of stroke he, and others, did.

You should submit the JE as an article.
The title and text are like the other articles and have nothing to do with the story linked.