I already had to give Facebook a copy of my driver's licence, because some troll decided to submit a complaint that I was impersonationg myself. Of course, since my drivers license lists my name as LASTNAME, FIRST NAME, MIDDLE NAME, Facebook chanced my official Facebook username to LASTNAME, FIRST NAME, MIDDLE NAME. Of course, Amazon made that same mistake on my company ID badge!

A lot of Republicans seem to have been thinking of the children a little too much!

Most Trump supporters would pay a lot more for social media that helps them contact under-age girls...

Turns out if you slap your kid in public, now they try to arrest you, if you're wondering why kids don't learn that their actions have consequences.

Followed by "What's the quickest flight I can catch to a country with no extradition treaty with the USA?"

"You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's house... right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back..."

The US government has recovery stolen bitcoin, which basically proves all their claims about it being untraceable were LIES! Like maybe the feds were playing the long game, i.e. convince all the criminals to switch to a new "untraceable" currency for money laundering, while secretly monitoring all their transactions. I'll bet ol' donny would show up in that log as much as he does in the Epstein Files!

Ya think maybe this is what they planned from the very beginning? "You can trust us to hold your cryptocurrency for you!"

"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers." -- NOT Socrates!

You say that as if you think that would be a BAD thing!

"Fat Specimen -296176.71232876705 Stardate: I found him dead"? Time for a Heghtay...

"Are you a string?"

"No, I'm a frayed not."

I remember distributing jokes/memes on Usenet, which was the internet in my day, and predates social media... the original internet was the ARPANET back in the '60's, running on IMPs provided by the company that gave me my first job, ACC. My lesbian friend had the Usenet node named "Amazon"...

We're just transitioning from "The Age of Data Aquisition" to "The Age of AI Slop". Yes, the backlash will be epic.

To be fair, much of the browser-based web suck pretty badly on smart phones.