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Comment Re:James Bond needs to drive an amazon delivery va (Score 1) 82

Q: "And this, Bond, is your pee bottle"

Bond: "My what?"

Q: "You can't stop and relieve yourself at any time during this mission, Bond, you MUST pee in the bottle!"

Bond: "Does it do anything else"

Q: "Yes, there's a laser in the cap, be careful - if you pee on the cap, you'll short-circuit the laser's battery and blow yourself up."

Comment Re: CVS has something call "Buy & Close" (Score 1) 106

That's great, good on you.

I joyfully anticipate your report on replacing banking and insurance mainframes with "non-mainframe strategies to zero-downtime, relative to the workload"

Or not. If banks, insurance companies, airlines, and others with a nine-nines uptime requirement could replace their mainframes with "non-mainframe strategies", I'd be happy to read about it.

Really? You don't think banks would have moved off the mainframe world if they had been able to find a replacement that was just as reliable for the same price or cheaper?

It's been decades, and it's never happened.

"The vast majority of no-downtime experiences in the modern era don't have mainframe involvement."

LOL. You have no idea.

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