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Comment Re:Not a twitter user, or even understander (Score 1) 123

An old friend's kid got cancer. I found out on Facebook. Sure, theoretically there are other ways I might have found out - but I connected with him immediately. And it was a timely thing, sadly. That's what this stuff is for. Could I have used email? I didn't have his address. Could I have called him? No number. I wouldn't have known about his problems nor been able to reconnect with him without social media. Maybe it's not 100% bad to be more easily and readily connected to old friends.

Comment Notification tone... (Score 5, Funny) 182

"You are within zero meters of someone in debt..."
Notification tone...
"You are within zero meters of someone in debt..."
Notification tone...
"You are within zero meters of someone in debt..."
[Throws phone off bridge]
Fading notification tone...
"You are within thirty meters of someone in..."
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PornHub's 'Bangfit' Program Uses Sexy Exercise To Build Muscle (mashable.com) 83

Posted by BeauHD from the what-a-time-to-be-alive dept.
An anonymous reader quotes a report from Mashable: A new program created by PornHub called "BangFit" features 'sexercises' that allow players to build and tone muscle. Instead of forcing people to go the gym, Bangfit users simply practice sexual exercises, otherwise known as actual sex. Finally, you can gyrate and hump your way to the body of your dreams. BangFit users follow along with videos as they execute positions like the "squat and thrust" and "missionary press." Players can sync their phones to the workout in order to track their progress and measure the amount of calories burned. While the concept sounds simply gimmicky, BangFit says they designed the app using real science and professionals in the field. PornHub is also retailing an adjustable band that keeps your smartphone closer to to your body, making it easier for the gyroscope to track your movements (judge your performance?). Anytime you complete a level, PornHub congratulates you on your success with a phrase like, "You're the gymanastiest," which is simultaneously rewarding and disgusting. You can watch the retro NSFW introduction video here.

Comment DNA Permissions (Score 1) 64

by deathcloset (#51416343) Attached to: U.K. Researcher Receives Permission To Edit Genes In Human Embryos
chmod -R 777 /embryo/human/DNA

or...

Open C:\embryo\human and right-click on folder "DNA". Click on the "Security" tab and then click the "Edit..." button. In the "Permissions for DNA" window, click the "Add..." button.

Now, in the "Select Users, Computers, Service Accounts, or Groups", click in the "Enter the object names to select (examples):" text box and type, "UK\Users" then click "OK".

Assure that the checkbox "Full control" is selected in the "Permissions for Users" area.

Finally click "OK".

Please call support if you have any problems or further questions.

Comment Re:Waring against AI.... (Score 1) 341

He, like most rich and powerful people are, is afraid of that which he cannot or could not control. Bostrom, the philosopher drumming-up all the fear, is afraid of that which he cannot or could not understand.

Look how the powerful record and media companies reacted (and continue to react) to file sharing. Look how a chess champion reacts to being beaten by a computer.

I think that the powerful don't want something more powerful than them and the smart don't want something smarter than them.

But I believe the wise will always seek that which is wiser than them.

What was this thread about again? Cars?

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