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Submission + - Cisco to cut 4,000 jobs despite strong profits (bbc.co.uk)

davester666 writes: "Network equipment giant Cisco Systems has announced plans to cut 4,000 jobs, about 5% of its workforce.
The news came after it reported net income of $2.3bn (£1.5bn) in the fourth quarter, up from $1.9bn a year earlier."

Translation: The CEO is having some trouble buying Airplane Gas for his car.

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Submission + - Whale dies on beach (bbc.co.uk)

davester666 writes: I believe the time-honored solution is for them to use dynamite to either vaporize the whale, or render it into small chunks that birds will readily eat, leaving nothing behind.

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