Only outlaws will have ELIZA!

when it's grasshoppers.

We're all doin' what we can...

Or if they said you should just grab women by the pussy. That'd be sure to end their careers, right?

It's easy if you try

In my country court proceedings are secret, as their disclosure can harm ongoing investigations, or simply violate someone's constitutional right to privacy.
Accusations are not convictions. And even if you were convicted of something that's no one else's business. You pay your debt to society, you have the right to a clean slate. Never hear of the Right to be Forgotten laws?
If the US does not protect its I'm sure that one day it will get finally get rid of the media circus bullshit and let people have their dignity.
You're the record holders for bible-thumping, how about "Judge not lest ye be judged" etc.

I did not know that. Yes, that makes them look a lot more like General Services.

While there is certainly a parallel in the arcs of their growth, Amazon and General Services have fundamentally different business models. Amazon has become "we sell anything" while General Services was "we'll perform any (legal) service".

They also walk dogs.

I was one of those who always looked much younger than my actual age. Then, when I was 53, my left internal carotid artery unraveled. Right out of the blue. Besides the obvious plumbing issue, there was collateral damage to the wiring, and there are neurological issues as well. I have no stamina (chronic fatigue), my eyes are all fracked up, and I have serious vertigo problems - like just falling down at random times. I call it 'tumbling the gyros'. Lord knows how many micro-strokes I had before it smoothly scarred over, as I'm told it has done.

If you, as I did at the time, wonder how I survived losing a carotid artery, search on 'Circle of Willis'. Talk about incredible 'design'! Collateral flow - it's why I'm alive.

But my whole life changed. No real Plan B. Couldn't work, for a start. And my plans for my land here just stopped. I just turned 70, and I look it. I feel 80.

There was always Lehrer's own favorite review (from the New York Times, no less):

""Mr Lehrer's muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste."

It's not NSYNC.

No. Perjury is legally defined as lying under oath or on a legal document that you signed. Other lying, even if it is criminally illegal, is not perjury.

Because they got it when it was pretty much the best alternative, and wasn't much more expensive. Then Broadcom bought it, leaving them staring at a massive migration project to get out.

Complete with his Dreamworks face.