Comment mac, meet big mac (Score 0) 376
big mac and mac book unite. if i am mcdonalds, i start selling macs in a sleek shiny white box, to market the connection.
Comment suggestion... (Score 1) 102
rename it to sweet-tether. this way users aren't expecting their phones to be colder when using the service. but i do think that it is a very rad move using hot names that jive with today's lingo.
Comment Re:Resistance? (Score 1) 237
well, if you took only a small dose of a super nova, a lil bit every day...maybe then...
Comment Re:Excessive cleanliness (Score 1) 237
Now the BBC reports that researchers
i dont mind a little extra cleansing if i can use this on my chode.
Comment Re:Er (Score 1) 146
WARNING: This balloon may or may not have moving parts.
Comment Re:ONE WORD: (Score 1) 146
if the buttons weren't locked into position, and could move accordingly on the screen--and maybe even during video, then phone porn would increase exponentially.
Comment a safer future for your ex (Score 1) 146
instead of the cell phone filling the buttons with air, the owner of the phone should have to blow his cell phone up to use it. with a breathalyzer installed in the cell phone, the phone would be disabled from making calls, which would end the "i'm drunk so i'm calling my ex" phenomenon.
Comment Re:Why Not... (Score 2, Funny) 146
missing the point. the object here is to have balloons in your phone that can fill up and deflate. this way when you let your baby girl play with your phone, she scratches at the 'button' until it pops.
Comment pistons! (Score 3, Funny) 146
so there are pistons within the cell phone of the future? batteries don't stand a chance. and then you have to oil your phone.
Comment Not enough predictions? DO NOT try stephen king (Score 1) 479
warning: spoilers ahead:
the future as stephen king sees it and reality are quite different. the dark tower series has batteries that last up to 1000 years, with robots (droids, actually) that use them and also last up to 1000yrs, and super sonic trains. and the highest tech of all:
dial up modems.
at least in our reality, we have broadband. we can always buy another battery.
Comment Re:Costs (Score 1) 627
and if you can't go through the drive through of a McD's then what is the point. put it on the plane.
Comment Re:So Now I Own My First 1950's SiFi Laser (Score 1) 627
powerpoint presentations?
Comment Re:Simple countermeasure: Fly low (Score 5, Insightful) 627
With the world economy in the toilet, all-time record in unemployment, massive desertification, energy shortage, more than 1 billion starving, epidemics of malaria, AIDS and tuberculosis, global warming, what we really really need is the ultimate super cool weapon.
Not that I believe your premise, but what better time to have a superweapon than when other countries start getting desperate enough to attack?
Comment Re:Usefulness (Score 1) 627
but the arrows on my hud tell me which direction the enemy (or friendly) fire is coming from. and my radar shows where all the enemies are on the map.
Comment Re:Energy weapons (Score 1) 627
what speed does a laser operate at? its light, but not in a vacuum, but close to speed of light, no?
