Anarchduke - Slashdot User

Comment why is this even here (Score 1) 122

by Anarchduke on Sunday October 10, 2021 @09:37PM (#61879077) Attached to: PETA Criticizes 'Far Cry 6' On Its Choice of Animal-Themed Minigame

why does anyone pay the least amount of attention to this disgusting organization

by Anarchduke on Saturday September 18, 2021 @07:41PM (#61809079) Attached to: Razer Says Its New Mechanical Keyboards Have 'Near-Zero' Input Latency

My shitty internet lag is still gonna get me killed

by Anarchduke on Sunday June 06, 2021 @10:45PM (#61461172) Attached to: Judge's Ruling Calls Disney's Star Wars Sequels 'Mediocre' and 'Schlocky'

I've got a disabled wife, a son, dogs and cats, I work 2 jobs, is it too fucking much to ask for a good sci fi movie?

by Anarchduke on Sunday June 06, 2021 @10:44PM (#61461168) Attached to: Judge's Ruling Calls Disney's Star Wars Sequels 'Mediocre' and 'Schlocky'

The big problem was that Lucas didn't have any more Kurasawa films to steal from

by Anarchduke on Saturday May 15, 2021 @07:32AM (#61386888) Attached to: Mammals Can Breathe Through Their Intestines

You motherfuckers got some bad breath

by Anarchduke on Friday May 14, 2021 @11:35AM (#61384232) Attached to: Cheap, Highly Efficient New EV Motor Uses No Magnets

I'm pretty sure that Tesla perpetually spins in his grave because the company called Tesla is run by an "Edison"

by Anarchduke on Friday May 14, 2021 @04:38AM (#61383354) Attached to: Disney Patents Blockchain-Based Movie Distribution System To Stop Pirates

Will this fancy blockchain technology stop screeners?

by Anarchduke on Friday May 07, 2021 @11:45PM (#61361336) Attached to: Microsoft Is Finally Ditching Its Windows 95-Era Icons

Windows 95? Yeah, right. The moreicons.dll file has icons from all the way back to Windows 3.1

by Anarchduke on Friday May 07, 2021 @11:40PM (#61361326) Attached to: Scientists Create Record-Breaking Laser With Mind Blowing Power

Cant it pop an entire house's worth of popcorn?

by Anarchduke on Saturday April 24, 2021 @06:08AM (#61308118) Attached to: 'Not Even Student Work': MyPillow CEO's Social Media Site Botches Rollout

Trump literally hired white supremacists. Literally spewed racism his entire term. And you are literally an anonymous coward

by Anarchduke on Monday April 12, 2021 @09:29PM (#61266646) Attached to: The Google Shopping App Is Shutting Down

Why won't people immediately jump on our new buy a game service? Can't be related to suddenly shutting down products on a fucking whim.

by Anarchduke on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:12PM (#61078024) Attached to: Who's Actually To Blame For the Texas Power Disaster?

Oh right, Republicans

by Anarchduke on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:10PM (#61078016) Attached to: Apple Hiring Engineers To Develop 6G Wireless

6G, for when 5G doesn't turn Muricans gay and/or autistic fast enough

by Anarchduke on Friday January 22, 2021 @09:13PM (#60980918) Attached to: Intelligence Analysts Use US Smartphone Location Data Without Warrants, Memo Says

DAMN IT! Everything is for sale!

by Anarchduke on Thursday January 21, 2021 @03:07PM (#60974844) Attached to: Biden Sworn In as 46th President

I guess you forgot about Syria, or Trump's stated policy of bombing the shit out of the islamic state.