i'm pro abortion. we should abort most babies.

+5 Funny?

enjoy jail then I guess?

damn right. i never understand how these bullies end up on the top without someone kicking their teeth in first. if some exec started blowing up at me he'd be eating out of a tube the rest of his life.

your water bill should rise exponentially with use

been saying this for years. random people can't possibly do a worse job. or at least we could use a new branch of government made of actual normal citizens to balance out the power a bit.

why is it still possible for telemarketers to block their number from showing up on my phone, or to spoof it?

I'll be on board once we let 95% of the worlds great managers in and lower their wages first.

Why does my job have to get singled out?

Yeah, sure. If it's a "use tax" why do my tax forms tell me to multiply by the sales tax rate to calculate my "use tax" liability?

and kill every idiot who makes one of these requests.

This really makes me want to give up my stable software development job and go work for you. No wonder why they say there are no qualified applicants....

i propose the opposite. tax any land ruined by human infestation. land in it's natural state is untaxed.

to have the legislators gutted instead?

i propose a time limit for all "precedent". back then slavery was still legal and they didn't even have the internet. who cares what some old judge thought back then?