btlzu2's Journal: think i'm just happy...

i just discovered, for myself, the joy of a redeye from starbucks. i never thought of adding a shot of espresso to a venti dark roast.

*sip*

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOWWIE!!! Yeeeeeeeshooottza. BeeeeengiBOOOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha. HA! HAAAA!!!!

I'm a cocksman. Yes indeeed.

HOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

so, that's waking me up today. i keep forgetting is Fucky Friday! Yessss.

This place is confusing. My VP nominated me for some year of leadership program where i get to meet corporate/political leaders and learn from them throughout the year. Last year, they met hugh hefner and jesse jackson. I was hoping to meet ken lay and skilling so i could bitchslap those motherfuckers.

*Cue em complaining about me being all over the place--like he's actually lucid all the time!!!* ;) DOH!

*sip*
(THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL SHIZZLENUTZ!!!!!!!)

We won't get worried

[RailGunner]

... until you pull your shirt over your head and start screaming prophecies of a great plague.

Or demand TP for your Bunghole.

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

dangda da dang dang diggity diggity dang

[ellem]

the marmalade fork the scan lobe tree to the train

mark sped disk the map to your fangold

mote knee floor cauldron in her skip fling

treble the cob of the lamp who eye doll can

You Are Crazy...

[hzs202]

Ha... you journals are so funny... I just thought I would tell you that... I enjoy the sound effects... Ha!

Keep it up.

I was coding yesterday...

[TechnoLust]

and I'd been staring at the monitor for about 3 hours straight. I was rubbing my eyes and Jason (project manager) came around and started handing out chocolate covered espresso beans. That perked me right up. Especially since I haven't had caffeine in a while.

Venti Mocha Frappucinno

[Shadow Wrought]

AT 0550 this AM. Only reason why my noggin hasn't thudded 'gainst the keyboard yet;-)

I used to work a with a paralegal who would order Quad Grande Mocha's from Starbucks. I swear his feet owuldn't touch the floor!

Try a ristretto

[FidelCatsro]

I think you spell it Ristretto , it is a half sized compressed espresso , about the size of a shot .. I had 4 doubles one day and felt like I was on speed

they speak english on what?

[Em Emalb]

*Cue em complaining about me being all over the place--like he's actually lucid all the time!!!* ;) DOH!

Dude, I'm Captain Lucidity.

You *are* all over the place. It's what you do.

say "what" one more goddammed time motherfucker!

[btlzu2]

I think you're silent lucidity. Nah, you're fucking LOUDASS Lucidity. You're not even lucidity. How the hell did we start saying you were lucid? You're not lucid. You're semi-lucid. You're not quite anti-lucid (that's me), but you're not lucid.

WAIT A MINUTE!!! I'm lucid, you just have to be tuned into my lucidity. Everything I do makes perfect sense (to me). Can't you see that shit?

or something.

now, where are my beignets?

Oh, bite me

[Aumaden]

You people who react to caffine disgust me. I am blessed/cursed with a near immunity to the stuff. I can toss back a 20oz Mt Dew and be snoring within minutes. It's great that I can drink whatever I want whenever I want, but it sucks ass if I need to stay awake.

Re:Oh, bite me

[NeMon'ess]

I'm basically the same way. I think caffine makes my heart beat faster, but I don't feel more alert or awake. I once drank three cups in an hour or two and all I felt was an upset stomach.