Someone with some music talent should put out a song with the text of the agreement used as lyrics, and charge the negotiators with international copyright infringement and distribution! NOW!
Sorta like a room of Focused zipheads in Vernor Vinge's Deepness In The Sky.
How can anyone take you seriously when your mascots are an elephant or a donkey?...
Make it more modal, not less modal.
That is, don't allow the user to close it.
Require the user to contact tech support and have them remotely access the machine to close it. If the machine has no active network connection, or remote access would cause a security problem, then do it Windows activation style: they read off a code containing the error, or type it into their phone, tech support gives them a code and then walks them through the problem.
Does this mean that bark beetles are Democrats?
BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then carefully print the chaff.