banky's Journal: My dream fulfilled!

There's a guy running around my neighborhood exposing himself. The police circulated a flyer.

My dream of being a vigilante are closer to being fulfilled. I'm totally going to get a costume, and stalk around, then leap out and punch him in the dink.

Soon I will expand my crime-fighting skills by taking on people who steal newspapers, and perhaps the occasional employee who doesn't wash their hands before returning to work.

depends on job

[heliocentric]

...perhaps the occasional employee who doesn't wash their hands before returning to work.

Well, if your job is running around exposing yourself then I hardly see the need to wash your hands before returning to "work."

poster

[The Matrix Has Me]

There's a guy running around my neighborhood exposing himself. The police circulated a flyer.

That would make an interesting Wanted poster.

You could get an angle grinder

[bubblegoose]

And be like this guy [anglegrinderman.com].

That would take care of the streaker too.

Super-hero names

[TechnoLust]

I'm totally going to get a costume, and stalk around, then leap out and punch him in the dink.
What will your name be?

Re:Super-hero names

[FortKnox]

How about...

Ballszac Slayer!!

Maskies and a Crast in the old litso me droogie...

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

Souds a bit closer to Clockwork Orange than Batman.

Maybe you could be TherapyMan and confront the poor nutter with analysis and counseling. Of course, if your a Freudian, dragging around the couch could be a bit of an obstacle...

Cave or Attic

[eugene ts wong]

I take it that you didn't find that cave or attic that you were looking for?

Re:Cave or Attic

[banky]

Real estate prices are still high, and you'd be amazed how weird people get when you ask about things like "how far do you think a scream can be heard?".