Very Stable Genius intelligence.

Most American males see SI and immediately think "Sports Illustrated".

Then they start thinking about the annual SI Swimsuit Edition.

Now they can do to Babylon 5 what they did to Star Trek.

Oh yeah. We are partying now.

I think my Linux desktop preference would run - first Cinnamon (Mint FTW!), then MATE, then XFCE.

But I will admit I still sort of miss Enlightenment 16...

Covfefe

Actually, AI hallucinations could explain a lot of the random stuff we hear being spewed by the president.

By our powers COMBINED!

...Modern ejector seats cause spinal injuries from which full recovery is "unusual". Smashing the spines of pilots might not be the most effective way to boost morale.

$22,000 per hour. The F35 will be nearer $42,000 per hour. These are under-estimates, as they do not include price hikes, crashes that close businesses, crashing into businesses, crashing into heavily-populated sports centres, etc.

I always figured that people who genuinely believed their employers were likely to kill literally everybody in the near future might burn down a bit more than that, but so far it's mostly been tweets

Somewhere, Chris Cornell is hearing about this story and smiling.

He's never seen her face.

He was busy that day helping Ms. Sanchez pick the right size for her new bigger boobs.

Which may be the one thing about this whole situation that cheeses Donald Trump off the most...

Honestly, AI technology has gotten good enough that those types of things won't fool it anymore. Captchas take longer for a human than it does for an AI model with vision, and the human is more likely to make a mistake.

The point is, sure, their system may suck right now, but if adversarial patterns became common, they're a model update away from fixing it. Might need better hardware on the device, so at most you'll cost them some money, but it won't get us our privacy back.