Submission + - whO sTartEd the tyPing likE thIs? (127.0.0.1)

Submitted by agent on Sunday August 17, 2025 @04:21PM

agent writes: It is annoying.

Comment Spooky (Score -1) 58

by agent on Saturday February 08, 2025 @02:20AM (#65151379) Attached to: Quantum Teleportation Used To Distribute a Calculation

Did they contact the 7th Dimension?

Comment Grateful Dead? (Score -1) 65

by agent on Monday December 09, 2024 @10:57PM (#65002447) Attached to: Musicians Rally Behind Internet Archive in $621 Million Music Label Battle

Hire the Hell's Angels for "security".
Rough up them dam dirty hippies. Teach them how to not be weak, an to live free or die.
Fuck it, let's ride.

I hear Q anon is back.

Comment Too secure? (Score -1) 70

by agent on Wednesday September 06, 2023 @10:08AM (#63827514) Attached to: China Bans iPhone Use for Government Officials at Work

Canâ(TM)t remotely spy on the iPhone?

Comment Maximum Overdrive (Score -1) 65

by agent on Monday August 28, 2023 @04:32AM (#63802704) Attached to: US Air Force Tests an AI -Powered Drone Aircraft Prototype

It's Mr. King's world and were just living in it.

Comment iPhone is so last century... (Score 0) 42

by agent on Saturday July 16, 2022 @11:32PM (#62709090) Attached to: IPhone Sales Banned In Colombia

Telepathy is where it is at.

Comment Minority Report (Score 0) 114

by agent on Thursday June 30, 2022 @06:09PM (#62663912) Attached to: New Algorithm Can Predict Future Crime a Week In Advance, With 90% Accuracy

Been there, done that.

Comment civilisation? (Score -1) 186

by agent on Wednesday June 15, 2022 @12:42AM (#62620110) Attached to: China Says It May Have Detected Signals From Alien Civilizations

"signal not noise" -Coward Anonymous

Comment Seatbelts? (Score -1) 156

by agent on Monday May 23, 2022 @10:23PM (#62560294) Attached to: EPA Opens Applications For Its $5 Billion Clean School Bus Program

Have kids stand far away from the tail pipe!

Comment Culinary Studentâ¦ (Score -1) 73

by agent on Saturday May 21, 2022 @12:20AM (#62553956) Attached to: Google's AI Is Smart Enough To Understand Your Humor

Did you hear the one about the culinary student? They shot him in the melon!

Comment missing option. (Score -1) 77

by agent on Monday April 11, 2022 @09:47PM (#62438394) Attached to: How do you use Twitter?

I have an account and it is locked.

Comment Are We Cool Yet? (Score -1) 346

by agent on Monday April 11, 2022 @09:44PM (#62438380) Attached to: Biden Announces New 3D Gun Regulation

no.

Comment Re: Yes (Score -1) 869

by agent on Sunday January 16, 2022 @11:15PM (#62179229) Attached to: Is It Wrong To Mock People Who'd Opposed Covid Vaccines and Then Died of Covid?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/p...

Comment Gibberish (Score -1) 109

by agent on Friday January 07, 2022 @01:59PM (#62152395) Attached to: 'All My Apes Gone': NFT Theft Victims Beg For Centralized Saviors

I am beginning to remember why I stopped reading articles and posting comments here.

Comment Celebrity name for bezos & his girlfriend! (Score -1) 24

by agent on Wednesday December 29, 2021 @05:16PM (#62126097) Attached to: Attackers in China Using Open-source Log4j Flaw

Dirty Sanchez