Or, will it be a nice painless hypoxia in a small aircraft?

Death by suffocation is supposed to be agony.

I want to go like Mr Orwell wanted - sudden and violent. Motorbike is my mode of choice.

I'm far from unsuspecting, but I narrowly avoided a big female taking my ear off only a couple of months ago. I don't go camping or walking in the national park near my parents' house without my bearspike and/or a bottle of vinegar now.

CONTINUATION OF ESTABLISHED MEME

(This sentence is the one with which I defeat the lameness filter.)

Do you mind if I ask why you still observe the first day when the seventh is so explicit? I never could understand that about you Sundaysers.

I don't go to church anymore (was SDA) but years of attendance as a child has permeated all my Saturdays with a sense of tranquility. I usually read or cook or go walking or something.

Usually the best day of the week by far.

You can't know anyone in rural Australia. My brother built himself a gun cabinet when he was sixteen and it's already half-full, yet I wouldn't call him a nut.

They probably hired poor people do do it for them.

$25m seems an entirely adequate reward for circumventing reCAPTCHA.

This is particularly good news for me, because I can only eat foods that have been etched with a laser. Goodbye scurvy!

No, I believe Vista's EULA limits magnification to 3000X.

That's why you should browse at > 0 unless you're moderating.

I recently discovered absinthe and tonic - it's bloody delicious. It's even better if you happen to be drinking it near a UV light source because the quinine in the tonic fluoresces a lovely icy cyan colour.

Ah, the future: where robots play games and humans translate instructions.

So why is it bent on blocking pornography, which (as far as I can see) is only dangerous in a religious context? Isn't sex just one of many everyday biological functions to an atheist?

That was brilliant. Thankyou.